Fox News Interrupts Second Coming for "Important" Bush Documentary
The widely anticipated Second Coming of Jesus Christ was announced on television, radio and internet news outlets all over the world during a press conference held by Vatican officials, who described in great detail the several year process they have...
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Islamabad - United State's Officials speaking at a joint conference with their allies say that they are closer to capturing Osama Bin Laden than they have ever been before. One small problem keeps them from swooping down even now ; that being tha...
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News breaking from the Florida Hurricane center is that Hurricane Frances is in fact a Gore on her mother's side and Charley is her little brother. It seems as if the Gore family haven't really taken the last presidential election lying down.
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