Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction
Washington - U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has been put on "administrative leave" after admitting to an addiction to emoticons earlier in the week.
Read full storyAnsari Y Prize announced
The creators of the recently won Ansari X Prize have announced a new challenge for pioneering aviators. The Newly announced Ansari Y Prize offers a reward or $15,000,000 to the first team to lose Richard Branson in deep space. The contest is expec...
Read full storyBA's Pretzel surcharge to increase
British Airways is raising its pretzel surcharge as a result of the continuing surge in the price of salt. The airline said its long haul surcharge on all UK bookings will rise from £6 ($10.75) to £10 per one-way flight for all flights fro...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Touts His No Child Left Behind Education Reforms
George W. Bush, in an attempt to shift focus away from the newly released Weapons of Mass Destruction Report and unable to say anything good about the economy, jobs creation or oil prices, has begun talking on the campaign trail about his No Child Le...
Read full storyMichael Moore and Vin Diesel sign up for ‘Da Vinci Code' movie
Film-maker Michael Moore, renowned for his documentary work on Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11, has agreed to turn his style and skill to the forthcoming movie of the international bestseller ‘The Da Vinci Code'.
Read full storyArchangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference
The surprise guest-speaker at the Brighton conference of the Conservative Party in 2004 was none other than the Archangel Gabriel, our Southern Reporter can reveal.
Read full storyBush Burns Ear -- Pebble or Prompter at Fault?
President Bush suffered second-degree burns to the inner ear yesterday, prior to a rehearsal for his upcoming debate with Senator Kerry, the Democratic challenger in next month's Presidential elections and immediately sparked a controversy as to...
Read full storyRace to Elect Computerized Politicians Accelerates
BERKELEY, CA. A project that began in right-wing think tanks, namely the training and deployment of Hollywood actors as canditates for political office, has upped the ante. Unintrusive devices that constrain and suggest the neural domains accessed...
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