John Kerry Holds Slim Lead over George W. Bush in 49 States
The latest polls show that John F. Kerry holds a teeny weenie, slight, barely measurable, 95.5% to 3.2% lead over George W. Bush.
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Gets The Flu: Blames John Kerry, Terrorists and his Mom
White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has confirmed that President George W. Bush has come down with the flu and is blaming John Kerry, International Terrorists and perhaps most surprisingly, his mother Barbara Bush for his illness.
Read full storyIllinois Tibia Bandit Strikes in Maine
Battle Creek, Maine - Citizens of the small city of Battle Creek wrote to us to complain after a local milk carton distributor placed pictures of several missing legs on their milk cartons, with the question, "Have you seen us?" Milk company offici...
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