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The Government of the United Kingdom has officially passed a bill to ban ageing of U.K. citizens. This follows an extensive study, (conducted by eminent scientists and endorsed today by the treasury) into what they described as the greatest cause of...
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President George Bush has finally admitted that Iraq was the wrong war and blamed his spell checker for the mix up. Blushing thoroughly, George Bush admitted that his intention was to attack Iran but his word processor inadvertently typed Iraq inste...
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Paris, France--Top officials of an American managed care organization suffered an attack of acute conscience-itis while meeting here to discuss way to further delay payment to providers and subscribers. They were rushed for free to a Paris hospital w...
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