McDonald's to provide Happy Meals to Abu Ghraib
(Oak Brook, IL) McDonald's Corporation (MCD) announced today that its subsidiary, MCD-Iraq, has been awarded a 2-year, $1.3 billion contract to provide Happy Meals to thousands of detainees at Abu Ghraib prison.
Read full storyBig Brother to use Thought Police in Ratings Battle
With Channel 4's Big Brother to air its new season on Friday, speculation has been rife surrounding how the reality show can attract viewers this year..
Read full storyQadhafi takes aim at misspellers
Libyan crazy man Moammar Qadhafi has informed the United Nations that he is "sick and tired of having my name spelled 10 different ways." Col. Gadhaffi, whose name is routinely spelled Kadhafi, Gadhdhafi, Qadhafi, Khaddafi and countless other var...
Read full storySatan resigns as Prince of Darkness
Hell - The world was shocked today when Satan, Lord of Hell and Master of the Dark Forces of the Universe hung up his pitchfork and horns and resigned, ending thousands of years of quality evil.
Read full storyMichael Jackson Has Head-Enlargement Procedure
Hollywood - Michael Jackson is quietly recovering after his latest outpatient plastic surgery procedure in which the embattled pop-star had his head enlarged to ten times the normal size to accommodate his ego.
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