Animal Rights Activists Urge "Mercy for Mosquitoes"
TOLEDO, Ohio - With summer in full-swing across America, one unwelcome pest is getting a PR boost from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). Despite concerns with a variety of mosquito-borne illnesses and a correlated up tick in sales...
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Revlon confirmed today that they would be recalling all of their products with immediate effect. A spokeswoman, pictured here pointing at Britney Spears before the singer was reluctantly allowed a mirror, confirmed that the company would reimburse al...
Read full storySmart To Oversee All U.S. Intelligence Agencies.
WASHINGTON (TNN, FOX, PBS) A new Cabinet post is being recommended in an upcoming report from the 9/11 commission, and the idea is backed by many legislators. This new cabinet level position would oversee all U.S. spies, snoops, thugs, DEA...
Read full storyGovernor Schwarzenegger's "Girlie Men" Rampage Fuels California Wildfires
Sacramento, CA - In a series of "meetings" reminiscent of his big screen action blockbusters, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger attempted to rid the state of what he refers to as "girlie men." Toting numerous pistols, rifles, shotguns, autom...
Read full storyLos Alamos Now Lost Alamos
In yet another major security lapse the entire Los Alamos Nuclear Research facility has disappeared. Officials are at a loss to explain how a complete complex of buildings and all the people in them could vanish amid the some of the tightest security...
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