Diseased Dodgy Di Fountain Designers' Disasters
London, UK (Rioters) - A furious row over the disastrous Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountian fiasco has escalated to a public slanging match as Royal Parks Agency plumbers admitted last night that there is little chance of the doomed water...
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Rome - The bottom finally caved in for Team USA Basketball last night when Bishop John "Giuseppi" Cantonelli poured in a 15m (47-ft) shot at the end of regulation to send the US squad to their 6th loss in as many outings on the pre-Olympic to...
Read full storyEnglish Accents Revealed to be Completely Fake
New York - Columbia University linguistics professor Dr. Robert Salmon is set to publish excerpts from his study claiming that British accents are in fact "fake" in the student paper the Columbia Spectator. The study's full text will be availa...
Read full storyWilliams, Jones to begin world tour
Former NFL running back Ricky Williams and 2004 Kentucky Derby winner Smarty Jones will tour the world, representatives announced.
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