Rooney Joins Man Yooney
I would like to start off by saying that as a measure of my regard for Wayne Rooney no attempt at humour will be made. Wayne is a credit to us all. He has shown loyalty to Everton, Colleen and everything else that has touched his young life. He has e...
Read full storyMichael Moore GOPsmacked
Michael Moore attended the Republican Convention at Madison Square Gardens last night. Sporting his brand new lobotomy scar, the polemicist was bent on thumbing his nose at the party faithful. And what a dashing figure he cut, in an Army & Navy Surpl...
Read full storyWhite House, Homeland Security Issue New Terror Alert Warning
The White House and The Department of Homeland Security has issued a New Terror Warning based on instances of "increased chatter". This is the sixtieth warning that has been issued since Homeland Security has been created and by far the most comprehe...
Read full storyLiquor Store Registers Bush Voters
Seattle, Washington - A cease and desist order was issued by the Superior Court of King County August 31st after a liquor store manager began registering voters for George W. Bush and the republican party. Angry over Hemp-Fest participants allegedly...
Read full storyReferendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College
WASHINGTON. All 538 electors of the U.S. Electoral College unanimously vetoed a permanent recess of the U.S. Electoral College and ban on all Electoral College methods of carrying out national elections today. Earlier this month the landslide refer...
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