Broadway Show ‘Naked' Closed to Save GOP
New York (AP) - The Grand Old Party has released a list of suitable and approved sites for touring during the Republican convention. The list also includes a section of attractions that are strictly forbidden. The GOP has gone so far as to actually p...
Read full storyDrunk Tom Hanks Ruins Hill Family Reunion
Decatur, GA - Decatur Police were called to the Oglethorpe State Park on Sunday in response to a disruption of the peace call. Upon arriving at the scene of the call, officers were shocked by what they found.
Read full storyMilitiamen Celebrate Truce with Gunfire
Najaf (AP)--Gunmen loyal to radical Shiite cleric Moktada al-Sadr rejoiced in a newly forged ceasefire with US forces on Thursday by firing their weapons into the air.
Read full storyJunior High Student Expelled for Praying During Football Game
EDISON, NJ - A thirteen year old female student at H. R. Clinton Junior High was expelled yesterday when a teacher overheard her praying loudly during a Wildcats football game. The young student was unceremoniously escorted away from the stadium and...
Read full storyCleverly Disguised Sleeper Cell Revealed
UPI, Salt Lake City, Utah. The U. S. Department of Homeland Security has announced the infiltration and break up of a strategic, and violent, al Queda sleeper cell in the western United States. The cell, located in Salt Lake City, Utah has be...
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