Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Fail Lie Detector Test!
ALEXANDRIA VA (AP) Several members of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have failed independent polygraph tests administered over the past week. The organization, which has charged that presidential candidate John Kerry was a coward rather than the V...
Read full storyWHO ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?
The short answer is midgets. More specifically, midgets belonging to the long established terrorist network, smAll-Quieda. Yes, you may find all this slightly amusing, but only the very foolish underestimate the sophisticated ideals of those people who look like very, very old six year olds. The biggest mistake people make is not seeing midgets (!) as a serious threat to anything above kne...
Read full storyU.S.A. to Become Independent Continent, 70,000 Large Saws Ordered
President Bush last night announced new plans for counteracting the threat of possible terrorist attacks. In a bold, but largely accepted move, the President will be recalling 70,000 U.S. soldiers back from posts in Europe and parts of Africa. Troops...
Read full storyA Levels Exams Different Class
Home Secretary David Blunkett said he had despaired for the results when he had glanced through the A Level exams before students wrote. Now he can look at their achievements with no little pride. Allegations that the exams wouldn't test a monkey...
Read full storyThe FCC Stops The XFL Dead In It's Tracks From Making A Rumored Comeback
FCC HEADQUARTERS-- At a live televised press conference today, the FCC made a shocking announcement that the majority of America probably could agree with. The FCC, otherwise known as the Federal Communications Commission, served up an injunction to...
Read full storyGovernment issues urgent individual security guidelines
Washington, DC - In response to continuing questions and concerns about individual security during these uncertain times, the Department of Homeland Security has issued new and sweeping guidelines to help individuals maintain their personal safety.
Read full storyAl Jazeera Replaces American On BBC
The BBC have had enough of "Friends", "Sex in the City" and "Everyone Loves Raymond". They have accordingly turned to the new force in world television, Al Jazeera who have kindly outlined new programs you can expect to...
Read full storyVicki refuses to get dirty with Den
EASTENDERS actress Scarlett Johnson has announced plans to quit the show amid rumours her character, Vicki Fowler, was to have an internet affair with on-screen dad Dirty Den...
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