Lost In Translation
Osama bin Laden brushed a bat off his knee and straightened his robe. The cave was growing dark as he poured the tea. It was small but neat with pictures of Arsenal on the wall. "But for Benditlike it could all have been so different". he s...
Read full storyMichael Moore to Throw His Hat Into the 2004 Election!
FLINT, MICHIGAN-- Shock and overall disbelief were felt here today in Flint, Michigan when Michael Moore announced that he would be running as an Independent candidate in the 2004 Presidential Election. Michael Moore stated that he has become increa...
Read full storyMeteor Shower Latest
Meteor storms and meteor showers are among some of the most beautiful sights one could hope to witness with your own or someone elses eyes. Certainly, anyone who has experienced a meteor shower and not been impressed may very well be described as bli...
Read full storyMod Squad Returns
Following the success of Starsky and Hutch, producers have launched a battery of new follow-on series. 'Star Trek The Following Generation', leads the way with producers hoping to create a new Olympic Sport from the show.
Read full storyPresident Bush Amends Homeland Advisory Color Chart
Washington - President Bush today announced a drastic change in how the current Homeland Security Color Chart would be interpreted. The change, instituted jointly with Sec. Tom Ridge, would allow for a "hindsight provision" to be added in the...
Read full storyBush's Team Calls on Supernanny
TV bosses in the UK, celebrating their success in selling Supernanny to the American networks, have discovered the show has one very special fan - the White House.
Read full storyBush sets sights on Papacy
Win or lose the Presidential election, George W. Bush will not be out of work having struck a deal to take over as Pope. Vatican insiders are staying tight-lipped over the much-rumoured deal but journalists on the Holy See's newspaper, L'Osservato...
Read full storyBad Kitty Arrested for Impersonating Dog
A very bad kitty was arrested Friday after police received reports of a cat, in a disguise, trying to buy dog food. Tom, the cat was picked out of a line-up by a store clerk after police searched the kitty's home and found a well-designed "doggie di...
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