Bush laments 'homelessness' as White House disappears
American President, George Bush, has today spoken out about the apparently regrettable disappearance of the White House. In his speech he described how he'd left the house and went for quick walk with his dog:...
Read full storySick to death of seeing people vomit
Is it just me, or as we get older do we have to put up with an increasing frequency of vomiters? I wouldn't say that I see vomit and hear vomiting everytime I step onto the streets. But when I do venture outside of my cave, it appears that I'm constantly forced to dodge the splatter against the lamp-posts. I step out of a night-club or a bar and what do I see? Drunk people and Vomit...
Read full storyThose little bits of string that ruin your clothes
Here we are, slap bang at the beginning of the twenty-first century and still at the lowest rung of the evolutionary ladder. What do I base that sleight on? Football hooligans? Night-life vomiters? No. I base it on the fact that we still have problems with our clothes unravelling. You know those maddening bits of loose string, elastic or wool that fly away from your clothes. The more you tr...
Read full storyBrett Kimmorley unhappy with own selection in Test team
Wednesday October 13th 2003...
Read full storyBeckham Put On Minimum Wage
Lager cans popped in the Beckham's council flat, following the F.A.'s announcement that the England squad were to be paid the National Minimum Wage.
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