Ghosts Outright Disproved
LAWRENCE, MI--Victor Temenci of Layfette research facilities has new, unsubstantiated proof that Ghosts in their respective entirety, never have existed at all on this planet. Sighting several distinguished examples of perceptible ghostly behavior t...
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With the economy the way it is, it's a shame to see so many untapped natural resources, right here in America.
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