Nuns Get Sexy Aguilera Habits

Funny story written by Bob Muppet

Friday, 7 November 2003

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The Pope was visibly excited yesterday when he had an audience with nuns wearing daring Christina Aguilera outfits.

"We were watching the MTV Music Awards yesterday and thought it would cheer the boss up to see us wearing next to nothing" a nun explained. "I think the gaffer really enjoyed us strutting our stuff around the Vatican."

Rumour has it that the boss enjoyed us so much, that he's has had a word with Gucci to design new outfits to replace the old 'penguin' outfits, she confided.

And who said that old habits die hard?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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