Mickey Mouse suffers Massive Stroke on Birthday!
A sad day for the Disney fans everywhere. On the morning of Mickey's 75th birthday, he was the victim of a massive stroke. The extent of the damage is not yet known but Goofy was overheard saying that "Old Mick" was slurring his words...
Read full storyBush looking for footie violence during UK visit
George W Bush has admitted that he is "desperate" to take in a football match this weekend as part of his state visit to the UK.
Read full storyBush "Just here to party".
Bush surprised a crowd of London common folk today when he stated in a speech on the steps of Buckingham Palace that he was visting for one reason and one reason only: partying.
Read full storyKevin Costner Murders Seven Prostitutes for Movie Role Research
In an effort to get in touch with his next movie role, actor Kevin Costner brutally murdered seven prostitutes last week.
Read full storyCracked Olympian Wins Legal Battle
Seventeen years after winning the BBC's Superstars and Mastermind programmes in the same week, John Thomas, Britain's answer to the American sports hero Lee Remmick, walked triumphantly from a Winchester court today, after finally winning his...
Read full storyStartling New Discovery to Combat US Obesity
A startling new message was given to the American population today in an effort to combat their obesity problem. It is estiamted that 67% of Americans were overweight to such an extent that their health were at risk.
Read full storyWhich Bush for Bush
Whilst the political experts have been hotly debating the whys and wherefore of the state visit of President Bush, the horticultural fraternity is in a tizz about what the best bush for Bush would be.
Read full storyBerlusconi in 'I quit' shock
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced his sudden resignation - to spend more time with his television channels and football team.
Read full storyOsama Bin Laden to visit London.
We have been informed by various sources, that the worlds most wanted man is to visit London at the same time as President George Bush.
Read full storyBarbara windsor to make shock appearance on corra!
Barbara Windsor, or Babs as she is known to her close personal friends and fan club members, is due to make a guest appearance on popular northern soap 'Coronation Street'. This is just one of a number of new storylines due to hit our screens...
Read full storyEvidence to prove inconclusively that midgets are wrong.
A straw pole has suggested that midgets are very, very wrong. Midgets or ‘little people' as they prefer to be called, have long been entertaining us is the form of circus freak shows.
Read full storyCanada Picks New Leader, Nobody Cares
TORONTO-Paul Martin, the new chosen leader of Canada's Liberal party is set to take the place of Canada's old Prime Minister Jean Chretien and the world has expressed it's strong opinion-nobody cares.
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