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War stuck in Baghdad road

Funny story: War stuck in Baghdad road

Baghdad, Thursday. Residents of this ancient city awoke a few mornings ago to discover that someone had been by during the night and parked a war in front of their houses.

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Death wants Bank Holiday - quotes EU Legislation

Funny story: Death wants Bank Holiday - quotes EU Legislation

In an exclusive interview with theSpoof today Death has declared that from this year forward England's Spring Bank Holiday will be a Death Holiday too.

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Aluminium foils terrorists

Funny story: Aluminium foils terrorists

Bristol, UK. 4th May 2004...

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Tony Blair offers European truce

Several European TV channels have broadcast a videotape purportedly made by Tony Blair which apparently offers the members of the EU a truce "if they stop being foreign".

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People kill people in people-killing rampage

World, Wednesday - In a shock development which has left law and order forces all over the world in turmoil, it was revealed today that some people killed some other people and then didn't own up to it.

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Greeks say "we're ready - for our fat Greek Olympics."

They've had over two thousand years to get ready - and they claim they are. But how ready is ready? theSpoof investigates….

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Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

Funny story: Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

It's Easter, and the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and all the other blobby-arsed clergymen with yearnings for sprung-bottomed boys in the far-fetched world of Christendom are falling over themselves to fall before the image of the god they wor...

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Mathematics Professor proves that Iraq problems do not exist

Funny story: Mathematics Professor proves that Iraq problems do not exist

Ford Edsel Ford, Professor of Applied Mathematics at the Barbara Bush Memorial College in Norwich, PA, has shocked the world of politics and science today with a radical claim that the violence, hatred, religious intolerance and rather bad behaviour...

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Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

Funny story: Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

In a move certain to exacerbate already strained relations between the UK government and its Senior Citizens (or Old Gits as they are widely known) the Health and Safety Executive has recommended that Zimmer Frames be banned from June this year.

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Brain surgery may cure urge to vote Democrat

Funny story: Brain surgery may cure urge to vote Democrat

Doctors at a private clinic in the US claim to have cured a stinking Democrat Party voter of his vile disease using brain surgery. 31-year-old Dabney Icepick vows he will now only ever vote Republican.

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Man looks at watch - realises it's time for bed

Dublin, Ireland - April 1st 11.50 pm. Events have taken their toll today on men and women around the world. In some places it's death, in other it's destruction, and in yet other places it's lack of decent swimming pools and outdoor eating facilities...

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Minister resigns after admitting "I was crap"

Funny story: Minister resigns after admitting "I was crap"

London, April 1st -Minister Without Portfolio Lunchtime O' Cider, appointed by Tony O' Blair in the last cabinet reshuffle - he was made to move from Defence after selling the Navy to two blokes from Stoke-on-Trent - has resigned today in a devastati...

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Margaret Thatcher goes - to Heaven

Funny story: Margaret Thatcher goes - to Heaven

Hendon residents were astonished today to see a figure in golden robes, surrounded by cherubim and seraphim and accompanied by hosts of angels plucking their harps, rising slowly from the earth on a silver cloud. Gawping housewives hanging out their...

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Descendants of Adam and Eve to sue God

US based lawyer Bill "Big Boy" Bucks who has in the past carried out successful class action lawsuits against mothers (on behalf of their children), fathers (on behalf of their wives) and children (on behalf of their mothers and fathers) has today la...

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Microsoft hit by record EU tantrum

Funny story: Microsoft hit by record EU tantrum

Software giant Microsoft must suffer the consequences of a European Commission hissy fit, it emerged today.

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Former US terror chief pisses himself

Funny story: Former US terror chief pisses himself

After yesterday's shock revelations that Colin Powell's mother claims he is a shit-ass, it comes as no surprise that former White House security expert Richard Clarke claims he is a piss-pants.

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Powell asks to be excused enquiry - brings note from Mom

Funny story: Powell asks to be excused enquiry - brings note from Mom

The US secretary of state Colin Powell today asked to be excused further appearances at the 9/11 enquiry. Citing poor health - "I don't feel well ‘cos my tummy's upset and I think I'm going to have a cold in about three days from now" - he produced a...

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Ecclestone is new Dr - Who?

Funny story: Ecclestone is new Dr - Who?

After several seconds of speculation the BBC has decided who's going to be the new Doctor in the revival of that crappy old sci-fi series from the 1960's, Dr Who.

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Breaking news…

Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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