Baghdad, Thursday. Residents of this ancient city awoke a few mornings ago to discover that someone had been by during the night and parked a war in front of their houses.
In an exclusive interview with theSpoof today Death has declared that from this year forward England's Spring Bank Holiday will be a Death Holiday too.
Bristol, UK. 4th May 2004...
Several European TV channels have broadcast a videotape purportedly made by Tony Blair which apparently offers the members of the EU a truce "if they stop being foreign".
World, Wednesday - In a shock development which has left law and order forces all over the world in turmoil, it was revealed today that some people killed some other people and then didn't own up to it.
They've had over two thousand years to get ready - and they claim they are. But how ready is ready? theSpoof investigates….
It's Easter, and the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and all the other blobby-arsed clergymen with yearnings for sprung-bottomed boys in the far-fetched world of Christendom are falling over themselves to fall before the image of the god they wor...
Ford Edsel Ford, Professor of Applied Mathematics at the Barbara Bush Memorial College in Norwich, PA, has shocked the world of politics and science today with a radical claim that the violence, hatred, religious intolerance and rather bad behaviour...
In a move certain to exacerbate already strained relations between the UK government and its Senior Citizens (or Old Gits as they are widely known) the Health and Safety Executive has recommended that Zimmer Frames be banned from June this year.
Doctors at a private clinic in the US claim to have cured a stinking Democrat Party voter of his vile disease using brain surgery. 31-year-old Dabney Icepick vows he will now only ever vote Republican.
Dublin, Ireland - April 1st 11.50 pm. Events have taken their toll today on men and women around the world. In some places it's death, in other it's destruction, and in yet other places it's lack of decent swimming pools and outdoor eating facilities...
London, April 1st -Minister Without Portfolio Lunchtime O' Cider, appointed by Tony O' Blair in the last cabinet reshuffle - he was made to move from Defence after selling the Navy to two blokes from Stoke-on-Trent - has resigned today in a devastati...
Hendon residents were astonished today to see a figure in golden robes, surrounded by cherubim and seraphim and accompanied by hosts of angels plucking their harps, rising slowly from the earth on a silver cloud. Gawping housewives hanging out their...
US based lawyer Bill "Big Boy" Bucks who has in the past carried out successful class action lawsuits against mothers (on behalf of their children), fathers (on behalf of their wives) and children (on behalf of their mothers and fathers) has today la...
Software giant Microsoft must suffer the consequences of a European Commission hissy fit, it emerged today.
After yesterday's shock revelations that Colin Powell's mother claims he is a shit-ass, it comes as no surprise that former White House security expert Richard Clarke claims he is a piss-pants.
The US secretary of state Colin Powell today asked to be excused further appearances at the 9/11 enquiry. Citing poor health - "I don't feel well ‘cos my tummy's upset and I think I'm going to have a cold in about three days from now" - he produced a...
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