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Keith Harris Arrested In Murder Of Orville The Duck

Funny story: Keith Harris Arrested In Murder Of Orville The Duck

Ventriloquist Keith Harris has been arrested by police in Blackpool for the kidnapping and murder of his former partner and long term friend Orville. Officers from the resort swooped on Harris as he left his council house home in the Layton area o...

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Man Arrested For Starting Fonzie Scheme

A Californian man has been arrested in what police are calling the largest Fonzie Scheme uncovered for several years. The scam, which involved investors contributing money for the purchase and mass shipping of white T-shirts and leather jackets ar...

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Ban On Cinemas, Malls And Schools Comes Into Force In Small Floridian Town

Funny story: Ban On Cinemas, Malls And Schools Comes Into Force In Small Floridian Town

A ban on schools, cinemas and malls came into force midnight Friday in the small town of Overreact in Florida in what many are calling a "brave" move, others calling it "just stupid". Despite incurring the wrath of shoppers, movie lovers, schoolch...

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Man Reflects on Sad Loss Of Mother

Funny story: Man Reflects on Sad Loss Of Mother

As New Years Eve approaches and we fondly wave farewell to 2012 and welcome, with open arms and a sigh of trepidation, 2013, many people will be reflecting on the loved ones they lost in the last 12 months. "It is a time for reflection" said grief...

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Poll Reveals most Annoying Thing About Christmas Is Those Family Christmas Cards, You Know The Ones, Irritating As Crap "From Our Family To Yours'

Funny story: Poll Reveals most Annoying Thing About Christmas Is Those Family Christmas Cards, You Know The Ones, Irritating As Crap "From Our Family To Yours'

A recent poll conducted by this writer has revealed that one of the most annoying, cringe worthy and irritating things about Christmas are those shit family Christmas cards you get from relatives and friends, depicting them and their kids dressed up...

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American Media Already Prepare Profile Of Next Mass Shooter

Funny story: American Media Already Prepare Profile Of Next Mass Shooter

US news media outlets are already preparing draft descriptions of future mass murderers based on previous descriptions of all former mass killers. "I can't believe it, they were such a normal family" has already been earmarked as one potential lea...

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Mike Tyson Has Secret Reverse Sex Change Operation And Is Now A Man Again

Funny story: Mike Tyson Has Secret Reverse Sex Change Operation And Is Now A Man Again

After reports from African media outlets that former undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Mike Tyson had undergone a sex change operation to become a woman the former bruiser has undergone a further operation reversing the first operation an...

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Pope Tweets About Extended Vacation Beginning 20 December 2012 Fueling Rumors That He "Knows Something"

Funny story: Pope Tweets About Extended Vacation Beginning 20 December 2012 Fueling Rumors That He "Knows Something"

Anxious twitter users who follow the Pope were today frantically re-tweeting his latest tweet in which the Pontiff declared "Won't be around much next week, heading for a nice getaway next Thursday, touch wood will be back tweeting Saturday....."...

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Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Man

Funny story: Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Man

Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Houston is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship with t...

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Kate Middleton Will Give Up Baby for Adoption

Funny story: Kate Middleton Will Give Up Baby for Adoption

In an announcement that quickly set Hilltop Council Estate in Wigan ablaze with excitement, 17 year old Kate Middleton announced not only her pregnancy but that she was going to give up her child for adoption. In a tale of Kate's, while one happil...

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Sales of Cookies and Snacks Sky Rocket in Washington State But Confusion Leaves One Dead In Washington DC

Funny story: Sales of Cookies and Snacks Sky Rocket in Washington State But Confusion Leaves One Dead In Washington DC

Stores across the State of Washington are reporting massive increases in the sale of cookies, potato chips, small cakes, pastries and ice cream with some grocery stores running out of supplies early this morning. Possession of up to an ounce of ma...

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Things in Egypt Looking Very Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

Funny story: Things in Egypt Looking Very Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...

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Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

Funny story: Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

The Dorian Grey of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was being comforted by friends today after he mistakenly misread news headlines emanating from the United States. The bronzed singer was said to have been shaken. The drama unfolded at around noon local...

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Bogus war hero sentenced to 30 days

Funny story: Bogus war hero sentenced to 30 days

A man who embellished his military record to appear as a highly-decorated war hero has been sentenced to 30 days in federal prison, authorities said. Paul Haslam, 45, of San Diego, was convicted of altering a military or naval discharge certificat...

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Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

Funny story: Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

A man recently profiled in the media about his rare sexual disorder - a condition that caused him to be continuously sexually aroused - has been advised by experts to spend a few days in the US State of Georgia. Graham Cooper, 39, has struggled wi...

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British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

Funny story: British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

The British House of Lords have promised a full and complete investigation into the availability of child pornography within the United Kingdom. Lord Cock of Dumbshire announced "It is simply appalling. It is totally unacceptable. I find is simpl...

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Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

Funny story: Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

72 year old Mary MCDonnell is dreading the Christmas holidays this year. For the first time in 19 years she finds no delight in decorating the tree, writing out Christmas cards and planning menus. It is a McDonnell family tradition that Mary's so...

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First Leaked Topless Ultrasound Image of Future Monarch Published By Italian Magazine

Funny story: First Leaked Topless Ultrasound Image of Future Monarch Published By Italian Magazine

An Italian magazine says it has no regrets after publishing nude photographs or Kate Middleton's unborn baby. The magazine "Il Surrendi" published images they claim are ultrasound photos of the future monarch "topless" and lounging around on his o...

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