Paedo nursery assistant Vanessa George, who took explicit pictures of children in her care and posted them on the internet, continues to refuse to identify her victims, callously giving concerned parents no closure. This reporter has tirelessly pe...
London - (Bonkers): The man who didn't murder TV presenter Jill Dando has hit out. A corpulent perv slag from Plymouth with the same surname has left Barry George fuming. George reckons his hard won freedom of the 2008 Appeal Court ruling has b...
London - (Landslide!): "That filthy fat slag's no relative of mine!" an outraged former Bank of England governor Eddie George RIP fumed today. George's disgust was being channelled via London College of Psychic Studies ectoplasm specialists follow...
Plymouth - (Rotters): Little Ted Kennedy nursery worker Vanessa George Bush and two accomplices have pleaded guilty. The moron trio was caught after astonished undercover sting op officers homed in on their foul activities. "Blatant? We were...
Mars Hill, Cydonia, Maine - (Perverted Alien Ass Mess): Last week's child porn arrest of 39 year old Plymouth creche worker Vanessa George Bush has netted another perp, this time in the Mars Hill area of Maine, USA. A 30 year-old mother of four wa...
Washington AC/DC - (Lurid Cold Whore Ass Mess): Democrat Father of the House and drunken lying cheating Opus Dei-fellating scumbag Senator Ted Kennedy has tested DNA positive for the paternity of top UK hate figure Vanessa George Bush. Bush, 39, h...
Plymouth - (Tasteless Filthy Ass Mess): Kiddie porn accused Vanessa George Bush has become the nation's top hate figure replacing iconic stalwarts such as Myra Hindley and Karen Matthews. The Little Ted Kennedy's nursery worker appeared before Pl...
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