Quentin Smith, a four-month-old mould, who has been growing inside a coffee mug since lockdown began, has said that, if he continues to grow and develop, gaining hands, a brain and some way of communicating, he will be running the office before Chris…
Gary Johnson, a blue and green mould has been depressed for a few days now, after being viciously washed off a mug. The germ form told us 'I had it on easy street, growing on a white mug, with plenty of sour milk in it, I was there for a couple of...
Amsterdam - The naming of a new strains of bright orange spores responsible for Onychomycosis aurantiaco fungal nail disease after members of the Dutch House of Orange-Nassau in an unusual honor, Koninklijk Paleis Amsterdam sources said today. Dis...
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