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Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Funny story: Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Advisors to the President, Ms. Haley among them, have come forward to suggest Mr. Trump settle any lingering doubts on matters related to overall potency in running The Oval Office. The rumor that Mr. Trump has small hands needs putting into persp...

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Santorum to make Cubit official unit of measurement

A spokesperson for Rick Santorum has announced that if elected President, he intends to adopt the Biblical Cubit as the official unit of linear measurement for the United States. This change would encompass all U.S. Government Departments and Agenci...

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"Leap Centimetre" To Be Added To The Length Of The Metre In 2012

Funny story: "Leap Centimetre" To Be Added To The Length Of The Metre In 2012

The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in Paris today announced that a "leap centimetre" would be added to the length of the metre at midnight on 28th February 2012, to coincide with the addition of an extra day to the year. 'People are...

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Political Measurement Units List Released

Funny story: Political Measurement Units List Released

Secaucus NJ: The Hoboken Institute of Standards Technology (HIST) has released the latest political and pop culture measurement units. HIST updates this list every 10 years to keep up with the happenings in Washington DC and Hollywood. For those readers not familiar with such a list here is an example; 1 Hitler is the absolute measurement of evil in the world, thus a number of milli or micro Hi...

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