Ron DeSantis had a recent doctor’s visit to make sure that he was a prime specimen of manhood, ready to lead the free world into the next hate-filled generation of Americans. The doctor did a thorough examination, especially of Ron’s asshole, whic…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Kentucky Fried Chicken is proud and thrilled to annouce that their crack group of scientist/cooks have just developed a chicken that has six regular-sized wings. Harlandale "Bubba" Sanders, a great grandson o…
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Hollywood-based actor Leonard McMills who catapulted to fame after being cast as boneless wing addict and gym teacher Lance Miles on the Netflix show "Run For Your Lives" was found by police early Tuesday morning passed o…
Jay Stillman has had enough. The veteran couch potato from Beeville, Texas, has changed his weekly order for seven buckets of chicken wings. "I'm cutting down to six buckets until they lower the price. Someone has to take a stand," he said. Acr...
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