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Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

SANTA ANITA, California – (Sports Satire) – The greatest thoroughbred trainer in the history of horse racing may have gotten banned from entering a horse in the Kentucky Derby, but he can still participate in any other horse race in the nation. Ba…

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A List of The Top 10 Worst Thoroughbred Race Horse Names of All-Time

The Sports Bet Gazette has compiled a list of the worst race horse names in the history of horse racing. SBG reporters Zorro La Bamba and Woody Velcro compiled the list along, with the help of former spaghetti western movie star Clint Eastwood. TH…

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The Belmont Stakes Has Disqualified 3 Race Horses For Drug Use

ELMONT, New York – (Satire News) – News coming out of Elmont is that the Maryland Racing Guild has just disqualified three thoroughbreds, that were to have raced in the 153rd running of the Belmont Stakes, horse racings Third Jewel of the Triple Crow…

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