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A Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her

PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) - A woman who walked into a local Walmart totally nude told one of the retail salesclerks that she was going to buy clothes and underwear. The clerk quickly called the store security guard, since the female was c…

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Many Grocery Stores Are Hiring Security Guards Just For Their Toilet Paper Aisles

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - MTV is reporting that many grocery store chains are now having to hire extra security guards. They note that due to the extreme shortage of toilet paper they are seeing more and more incidents of violence among the shoppers.

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Three Women at a Walmart Involved in a Brawl Over Charmin Toilet Paper

SAGINAW, Michigan – Police were called to a local Walmart, after reports that three quite hefty women started fighting over a package of Charmin Toilet Paper. Store manager, Conzuelo Buckingbaum, 42, said that she was walking by the toilet paper a...

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