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Funny story: In Response to Opioid Crisis, Big Pharma Gets to Work on Developing Drugs that Can Be Taken All Day Every Day for Entire Lifetime without Fear of Addiction

In Response to Opioid Crisis, Big Pharma Gets to Work on Developing Drugs that Can Be Taken All Day Every Day for Entire Lifetime without Fear of Addiction

Facing criticism and high-stakes lawsuits from consumers alleging that drug companies intentionally hid the addiction risks of opioids, Big Pharma has announced that it’s gotten to work on developing new painkilling medications that can be taken all...

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Funny story: Side-Effect-Free, Comparably Effective Depression Medication: Prescription Placebos

Side-Effect-Free, Comparably Effective Depression Medication: Prescription Placebos

After a number of published - or, more often, unpublished - studies called into serious doubt whether antidepressants were any more effective in treating clinical depression than placebos, Big Pharma giant Smerck & Co. transformed a potentially c...

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Funny story: Big Pharma Introduces Vaccine to Protect Against Side Effects of Vaccines

Big Pharma Introduces Vaccine to Protect Against Side Effects of Vaccines

Pharmaceutical giant Smerck & Co., Inc. recently announced the introduction of a new vaccine designed to immunize against potentially harmful side effects of vaccines like the widely-popular flu vaccine. Smerck CEO Kent Fraser stated, “We deny...

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Funny story: Merck patients committing suicide, according to FDA

Merck patients committing suicide, according to FDA

Many users of the popular asthma and allergy drug Singulair seem to be experiencing mood changes and committing suicide, according to FDA regulators.

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Funny story: Merck and Philip Morris To Merge

Merck and Philip Morris To Merge

(Wilmington--DE) At a joint press conference today, pharmaceutical giant Merck and tobacco tower Philip Morris announced that they will merge. The union became destined when both companies realized that "our products kill people," said Merc...

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