A Luton man has been accused of misrepresentation of a wine he sells to local businesses. His wine is called Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Red and comes in nice Californian-style bottles. The labels show a huge vineyard shimmering in blazing sunsh...
After centuries of ridicule, the town of Luton is to finally give way to bulldozers and return the land to tranquil countryside. Just the passable St Mary's church will remain. Luton airport meanwhile will be rebranded 'London North' so people who kn...
A mysterious religious artifact has gone on display in Luton, Bedfordshire. The shroud is considered by some to be the replica of the arse of Jesus Christ. Sister Mary Mingetickler of Our Lady of Leagrave Catholic Church said "Jesus wiped his arse sh...
There was little to cheer about at Kenilworth Road this afternoon as bottom club Luton Town took on promotion hopefuls Chesterfield, and after a dull, lifeless affair, the scores remained at 0-0, a scoreline that was far from satisfactory for either...
The newly introduced £1 charge for dropping passengers off at Luton Airport has been revealed today to be a fix, and is not actually for dropping off passengers at all. The Council in Luton, the only town in the country to have more roads coming o...
Religious extremists took to the streets in Luton to protest. Both male and female protesters were present. The male protesters were dressed in black with white dog collars. The female protesters were covered from head to foot in what appeared to be...
The BBC have announced a major coup for their festive TV schedule by securing the services of West Bromwich Albion goalkeeper Dean Kiely for the Christmas Day showing of Doctor Who.
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