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Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with donut manufacturer Krispy Dunk. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract and signe...

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Jenny Takes Back Valerie. Kirstie Goes Off the Deep End.

In a shocking maneuver on Jenny Craig's part, they have taken Valerie Bertinelli back. "There are some repercussions to this event, and Ms. Bertinelli is fully intending to comply," says Ms. Bertinelli's lawyers today. Valerie is ex...

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Valerie Bertinelli, "I am so sorry...."

Poor Jenny Craig, it appears that Valerie Bertinelli has been cheating on her with Nutrisystem.

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Jenny Craig's latest spokesmodel: Britney! Move over Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli. No. Really. Move over, Okay?

Los Angeles, California - Move over Kirstie Alley, move over Valerie Bertinelli here come Britney! After her catastrophic performance on the MTV's Video Music Awards, Britney's family and friends have decided they have no choice but to conduc...

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