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Los Angeles Clippers Superstar Kawhi Leonard, Who Hardly Ever Speaks, Signs a Multi-Millionaire Deal with In-N-Out Burgers

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – One of the quietest athletes in professional sport has just signed a huge $8.3 million deal with California’s most popular hamburger chain. A spokesperson for In-N-Out Burgers told Sporting Chance Magazine reporter…

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The In-N-Out Burger Franchise Will Be Changing Its Name

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Business Satire) – The Left Coast hamburger chain known as In-N-Out has just announced that it is in the process of changing it’s corporate name. The change, according to Mimosa Sabrosa with the Alpha Beta News Agenc…

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Kim Jong-un Wants In-N-Out Burger Restaurants in North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency has stated that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has requested that the In-N-Out burger chain build several of their restaurants in North Korea. Kim Jong-un recently stat…

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The In ‘N’ Out Burger Chain Disputes Claims That Their French Fries Taste Like Chalk

IRVINE, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the In-N-Out hamburger franchise says the company disputes a national publication’s claim that In-N-Out’s French fries taste like chalk. In-N-Out spokeswoman, Tallulah Gruggle, stated that th…

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