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The Houston Rockets Fizzled At The Launch Pad!

HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The worst team in the entire National Basketball Association was the team that had a very powerful name. The Houston Rockets looked more like a bottle rocket than a space rocket as they ended their season with a paltry…

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Las Vegas Oddmakers Are Picking the Houston Rockets and the Miami Heat to Meet in the NBA Championship Finals

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) - Las Vegas oddsmakers have said that it will most likely be the Rockets and the Heat in the final NBA showdown. One Vegas odds maker told ESPN-5, that he regularly consults a family of three gypsy sisters who live in T…

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Dallas Mavericks Will Kick off the NBA Season Against The Houston Rockets on July 31

HOUSTON – The city of Houston is thrilled that their Rockets will finally be getting off the launch pad at NASA, and hitting the basketball court. Coach Mike D’Antoni said that he is sick and tired of watching reruns of the “Price is Right” and “…

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