Los Angeles - Discovered in an ancient Qumran recording studio built by Garcia's ancestors circa 5,000BC** the Scrolls have been listed by Frank N Steinz auctioneers at a fixed reserve of one million bucks. The Greatful Dead lead guitarist broug...
Egypt - An ancient Egyptian funerary text dating from around 1550 BC is credited with predicting the turmoil that has ravaged Cairo's civil war torn-streets. According to archivists at Luxor's Grateful Dead Museum the Egyptian Book of the Dead was...
London - A major study of phylogenetic lineages (WTF? - Ed) has found that the legendary Egyptian Boy King didn't father 50% of European males, either. The genetics survey published by Ancient Sperm Bank News magazine blames a mutant strain of Wes...
London - (Pyramid Scheme): London's Museum of Natural Hystery is staging a display of the 3,000 year-old manuscript recording Jerry Garcia's ancient Nubian ancestry. The document was found stuffed deep inside the Sphinx's throat after the band pla...
Manhattan - (Holy Smoke!): The spat goes back to the band's Giza Sound and Light Theater gig of September 14/16 1978 during a total lunar eclipse. Documents filed before the Lower Manhattan District Court say Jerry Garcia found some papyrii stuffe...
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