A gynecologist in Reno, Nevada recently purchased a Civil War commemorative cannonball for $14 at a local flea market. He figured that he would put it on the table in the waiting room of his clinic, where it would be a nice conversation piece.
Paris, France - The world famous Marché aux Puces has been renamed after Queen Elizabeth after Parisians compared her 70th D Day Commemoration outfit to a bit of thrift shop tat. This morning President Francois Hollande escorted the octogenarian m...
Beijing - The new Chinese government has given the nod for market farces to play a bigger role in the country's state-dominated trading tool, the All-China Flea Market Corp. Communist Party apparatchiks want the state-run behemoth to take a decisi...
HOLLYWOOD - Vowing to try and follow the path of the straight and narrow, Miley Cyrus has has said that she will be parting with one of her most prized possessions; no not her pet flamingo Peggy, her 6-foot-tall bong. Miley purchased the astoundin...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - According to iRumors, Miley Cyrus is one of the biggest drug memorabilia collectors on the entire Left Coast. A close friend of Miley's said that she has a roach clip collection that rivals even the extensive collection of 80-yea...
CHICAGO - The Chilly Wind Flea Market in Cicero was the sight of a recent historical World War II discovery. One of the flea market merchants identified as Keaton W. Clackercroft, was found to have several photographs of Adolf Hitler's mistress Ev...
Washington, DC/ News from the Frugal Shopper - In a show of moral support for recently disenfranchised ACORN workers, those laid off wholesale as Congress cut off billions of funding due to corruption, fraud and downright stupidity, First Lady Michel...
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