Washington DC-- Chelsea Clinton has moved back to her parents home to lick her wounds amid rumors of divorce and infedelity with her husband of 6 months, Marc Mezvinski. Mezvinski has run off to Jackson Hole, WY to ponder the future of his marriage t...
Leader of lunacy, Nick Griffin, is to undergo facial correction surgery to level up the subsidance in his face. The BNP leader has been looking more and more like he's suffering from a stroke, as his face plummets on one side. LSC, the London S...
The recipient of the world's first male face transplant has launched an unprecedented attack on the previous owner of his face. James Maki, 59, who underwent the operation after suffering severe facial damage in a subway accident, launched into hi...
New York - Famed child toy Mr. Potato Head has spoken up against the medical community and recent advances in human transplants claiming he was the first to have a total face transplant. "Well it was a long time ago yet I remember it as if it was...
A leading French surgeon has just successfully completed a major operation in which a human face has been transplanted. Although many other countries have successfully completed partial transplants, this is the first time a complete face has been re...
Chappaquiddick MA-- Former pop star Michael Jackson checked into the Chappaquiddick Hospital last week in preparation for a face transplant. Blue-fly maggots consumed most of his facial flesh after his recent acquittal on child molestation charges.
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