Following the inept, forty-three minute execution of inmate Clayton Lockett in Oklahoma seven years ago, the Oklahoma legislature has recently voted to replace the "dead in the water" lethal injection route with “Death by Dumbo”. Following the nat…
A U.S. government think tank has concluded convicted criminals no longer sufficiently fear the reaper and have come up with a novel idea to ensure there are no more botched executions like the ones occurring in recent years. The U.S. has traveled a l…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider has revealed that Melania Trump is extremely upset at her husband, because he wants to make a Presidential Executive Order that would allow the U.S. government to shoot prisoners, instead of pu…
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