The Champions league final has been and gone for another year, but if certain factors had happened, it could have been a very different result. On Saturday Barcelona showed their true colours by outclassing a sorry looking Manchester United. On...
Rumours are spreading round the manor that Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich is a Sexton Blake. A snake at The Cash In Claw pub has coughed that the nonce's real moniker is Manny 'Rough' Diamond, a con man who operates from a lock up in Shepherd's...
After Barcelona's, alias, FC Messi's, thrashing of Man Utd a strange scene was caught on camera, Lionel Messi's mum (he loves her more than his girlfriend) was seen streaking naked across the Wembley pitch making a bee-line for her wonder son! She...
Wembley - Traces of a karmic impotence whoremoan may have done for Man U a postmortem on Saturday night's game has found. Random testing of players found depleted dopamine levels before the match consistent with 'getting an earful from the Missus'...
Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi - rated by many as the best player in the world - shrugged off suggestions that Barcelona's 3-1 Champions League Final victory over Manchester United had been a hard fought contest. The diminutive Argentinian geni...
European Champions League winner Lionel Messi took time out from Barcelona's celebrations last night to explain the relentless pace of the scintillating final at Wembley. Barca ran out worthy 3-1 winners with goals by Pedrito, Messi and Villa. Roo...
Manchester Utd were obliged to defer to the superiority of Barcelona in the European Champions League final at Wembley. Barca were worthy 3-1 winners in normal time with a brilliant display of running, passing, pressing... United just could not li...
It's the news that many opponents have been longing for, for years now, and sources are suggesting to Skoob Sports News that Sir Alex Ferguson is all set to call it a day. Usually, Sir Alex plays managerial mind games par excellence, is tactically...
The world of football is in a state of shock with the news that Argentinian superstar Lionel Messi has quit the game. Just minutes after helping Barcelona to win the Champions League final against Sir Alex Ferguson's Man Utd, the 23 year old maest...
Old Trafford, Manchester - Stevenage Borough today triumphed in the League Two play off final against Torquay United courtesy of a one-nil victory, leaving the Torquay United fans in tears on the Stretford End. In the real match of the day, played...
LONDON - The much anticipated Champions League Final game between Manchester United and Barcelona will be watched by billions of football fans throughout the entire civilized world. Reports are that the tiny African country of British Bamboobanda...
All sports persons have some sort of strategy (some call superstitions) they use in the world of sports Psychology on the build-up to their specific event. These rituals are certain behaviours an athlete performs with belief that these habits have...
Football managers and coaches have been holding special meetings in which they are discussing how to get more fans to attend 'matches' - especially those teams who are at the bottom of the EPL table. One suggestion is that they really DO need all games to be entertaining for the fans. The fans deserve value for money and it doesn't always come in the form of goals, wins etc. In Canada and A...
Concerns were raised today over the fragile mental state of local man, Salford born, Martin Shuttlecock. Who is said to be in a complete state of mental fugue, as tomorrow's Champions League Final between Shuttlecock's beloved Manchester United, and...
Reports are coming out of the Nou Camp stadium in Barcelona that tiny footballer Lionel Messi has a gigantic cock. The Argentinian struts his stuff in Spain and is acclaimed for his dribbling and ball control. He is also a clinical finisher w...
On the eve of maybe the greatest Champions League final ever a shock news report has been released from the FC Barcelona camp: "Lionel Messi has thrown in the towel, he will not be selected for tomorrow's final and we respect his mum's decision!"...
Everybody knows how these two teams play the beautiful game. Manchester United have recently been no-nonsense performers, with Champions League Final opponents, Barcelona gaining deserved recognition for being slick, cultured, and sophisticated. A...
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