SWANTARA, Congo - In a remarkable experiment, biologists have documented gorillas in the wild are not only good at using simple tools, like a stick to poke in a swampy pool of water to check its depth, but in more sophisticated ways when given more s...
New Orleans - With law and order mostly restored, sufficient food and water for holdouts, and floodwater levels going down by the day, New Orleans has a new problem. Graffiti "Artists," a.k.a. "Taggers." Today, two FEMA employe...
Jefferson Parish -- Entrepreneur Roubideux Barr today began offering liter bottles and gallon jugs of toxic New Orleans floodwater on his website www.bigeasyaqua.com. Flood water taken from various locations in New Orleans is available, including th...
"They're no longer necessary"...
Is the water cooler half empty or half full?...
FORT BRAGG, NORTH CAROLINA-- A shocking twist was added to the court martial hearing of Private First Class Lynndie England today. Just as she was approaching the witness stand, an eight month pregnant England slammed to the floor and her water brok...
8 August 2004, By Liam Logsdon, International Cad and Reported...
All efforts to conceal Maxine Carr's identity fell apart today when news of her affair with Sven Goran Eriksson broke. Well actually her water broke but that was all the nurses at the Battersea Nursing Home needed, to start a mad scramble for a t...
Never have I seen such a display of pure athleticism, pure determination and pure agility in all my life. This past weekend, I was invited to an obscure sporting event just off the coast of Hawaii. I was intrigued by the invitation: it claimed to be 'not only the greatest sporting event ever, but also one of the greatest kegger parties in history.' Additionally, there would be particip...
First find the perfect location for your preparation. The country you pick must be rich in oils and potable water, yet oppressed. It should also sit well in it's region in order to gain the greatest strategic placement for later preparations. If you...
The Bush administration has ended fluoride's monopoly on city drinking water and is ready to allow every major US city to add one medication from an HMO-approved list to its water supply effective immediately.
Residents of Johnstown, Pennsylvania were shocked to wake up this morning and discover that a huge tidal wave of water had inundated the town. Johnstown, the scene of at least seventy five disastrous floods over the past 100 years lies several hundr...
Unconfirmed Sources report medroxyprogesterone - the drug used for chemical castration has been found in the White House Press Room water supply. The water provided by the White House for reporters has been found to contain high levels of the drug.
The Iron Jock 2004 title will be up for grabs this weekend at Disneyland water park. Iron Jocks from all around the world will make their way to the destination and battle their way to see who is 2004 Iron Jock of the year.
The Israeli envoy to Sweden is in more hot water, after destroying an art exhibit at London's Tate Modern museum that depicted his prime minister Ariel Sharon floating in a bathtub full of soiled banknotes.
Popular satirical magazine the Spoof has been lambasted by the Trading Standards Authority for "a severe lack of professionalism and misleading the public."...
Coca Cola has announced the forthcoming release of its newest product line, Diet Water, which offers "not just zero calories---but negative one calorie" .
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