One upside of the deteriorating economy -- customers are now receiving service at Home Store stores. We met Jane Turner in the parking lot of the Akron (OH) store; an employee was loading bags of sand and gutter downspouts into the back of her SU...
Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man. "We like our applicants to graduate with first class honour...
The newly established National Employment Committee, headed by a hard-working and equally hard expenses-claiming Minister is seeking a new Chair. The Committee, comprised of ever-so-hard-working business people aims to help the less-hard-working b...
In a shock revelation, revelated somewhat earlier today, an employment agency has actually matched someone'd talents to a position and obtained them a job, the first time such a thing has been reported all year. Arthur Dropsy applied to the Acme E...
Trying to defray her left over $20 million campaigm dept, Hillary Clinton succeeded in obtaining a night job as an usherette at a movie house in Chappaqua, New York. Similar to her campaign, Hillary will continue wearing pantsuits, (in movie house m...
While professional speaker or author may be the career of choice for many former presidents, others will obviously have to follow another path.
Bank of England officials today were said to be sure that Britain was unlikely to go into recession any time soon not while there are words like stagflation about.
The Government has announced new employment measures for civil servants to further enrich the working experience and shut the unions up.
The Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) came under the spotlight today after admitting that HR is a 'completely made up aspect of the business structure, designed as a place to put incompetent busybodies that no one else wishes to work with.&#...
As Polish people desert the UK in droves because they "can't stand all the immigrants", people are being advised by business organisations to shirk and not to work.
The latest employment statistics for the US indicate that employers have eliminated about 80,000 existing slots. This means that even when the economy recovers, or gets a little bit better, or limps ahead more quickly, there are 80,000 job openings...
Washington DC - A startling New bill passed into law early this afternoon that will outsource the executive branch of the government. "It is a great way to save our tax payers money; think of all the money that is wasted on running the elections...
Arguably the clearest illustration of the horrific condition of our economy, a study by the New York Times has shown unemployment in children under the age of twelve to be at an all-time high. The study revealed that nearly 93% of children in America...
Unconfirmed Sources report that Microsoft has finally released the latest version of Bugs, its popular system administrator employment package. The new version of Bugs has been delayed for several months, but is said to the state of the art in bug si...
In the face of mounting debts and stiff resistance to obtaining employment, former gridiron and Hollywood star OJ Simpson has set up his own academy. In his own words, where others saw problems he saw solutions...and sawed through his neighbours safe...
Only thirteen employed people left in America, Bureau of Labor Statistics has two of them.
Men reach the middle ages and reflect on just what exactly they have accomplished in life. Some seem satisfied in just knowing that they are “good, or upstanding” in terms of their position in the community, church, place of employment, or as head of household. Others appear less than fulfilled and peruse interests which involve some expense in hope that money can buy happiness. The good news ….,...
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