WASHINGTON - As America goes to the polls today a leading image consultant says the President Barack Obama will become more white if re-elected to the White House. Obama is slightly ahead of Republican Mitt Romney in most polls and is expected to...
Twitter is set to launch it's first spin off site this autumn, especially designed for lower rate celebrities. The new site, called Twatter, will be reserved for people like Joe Swash and anyone who is on X-Factor or Big Brother. The move come...
Twitter have bowed to the requests of the German government and banned German Nazis from being enormous "Twits" on the German Twitter site. As for the rest of the world they can continue "twitting" their evil messages with impunity. A spokesman fo...
El SEGUNDO - The star of The Hunger Games, Liam Hemsworth, 22, has let it be known that he is getting sick and tired of his fianceé Miley Cyrus, 19, carrying on as if she is a 16-year-old school girl. Hemsworth told Hollywood Innuendo that if Mile...
Nick Clegg has responded angrily to an open letter today. The tweeted link read: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE, NICK CLEGG. I know that you probably won't read this, but I will feel a whole lot better about things once I have said this...... You, Nick Clegg, are a man of no substance! A vacuous human being and a mere husk of a politician. A man who wishes simply to be important...
Fulham have lodged a formal complaint with the Premier League over Liverpool's interest in Clint Dempsey. (Various) Fulham going against the grain here, the rest of the country are laughing at Liverpool, and they're complaining about them. Wolverhampton Wanderers agree fees of £22 million in selling Matt Jarvis to West Ham and Stephen Fletcher to Sunderland. (BBC Sport) Newly minted Wolves...
Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract. (BBC Sport) I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll. A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008. (Sunday Mirror) Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.
When news broke this week that Apple Inc. is reportedly interested in investing in Twitter, the Twitter birdies were on a high. They stopped delivering tweets for a few minutes to celebrate. "We couldn't be happier," chirped one of the birdies.
The Cloud - Twitter insiders confided today that Twitter had to be taken down to remove all Tweets Tweeted by Aspartame Boy. In a confidential exchange of information, or so they thought, it was confided that Aspartame Boy's Tweets were deemed too...
#euro2012 Spain getting so good at this football malarkey, UEFA need to introduce handicap, either concede goal, player or 5 min start. Spain 2 Italy 0 (Half-time) If this was a boxing match the ref would would have stopped it by now. Spain going easy on italy by bringing torres on . UEFA to introduce handicap against spain, instead of Jordi Alba, next match they must field 5 characters...
Most folks thought it was just a plain old "outage" when there was no Twitter for a while on Thursday. But that's not the whole story. The Spoof has learned that the real reason for the problem (although the company denies it) is that the Twitt...
We all know about Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the micro blogging site, Garok, an extraterrestrial...
A man was admitted to hospital today after going slightly mad because of the blanket media coverage of the four day Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The man, Ray Di O'Garger, of Italian-Irish descent told reporters: "On saturday I read abou...
Master tactician Roy Hodgson, the new England manager, today confidentially predicted that England can go all the way and win Euro 2012 - and he even predicted the scores in the group and knockout stages. Hodgson spoke to us exclusively last nigh...
The numbers of the zombie population have drastically dropped in recent decades, because their primary food source, namely that of brains, has been found sadly wanting in our younger generations. Somewhere between the nineteen-eighties and the year t...
A journalist has caused controversy by writing an article entirely made up of quotes found on twitter and other Internet forums. The journalist, who cannot be named because it is not in the public interest, recently tweeted "Well that's another 40...
The entertainment world had apparently gone long enough without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, so a widely publicized text fight with Mad Men star Jon Hamm must have fit the bill. "She apparently didn't care much for being called stupid and void...
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