Jim Devine and two other Labour MPs, David Cheater, and Elliot Morley, who are to get Legal Aid to fight the criminal case against them for fiddling their expenses. It is absolutely astonishing that thousands of pounds of tax payers money is going...
Another politician has come clean about his tax evasion scam, but he explains it very well! "Look" he said, "if they are daft enough to elect me I am game for anything. Do you think my parents paid for my education to work for a living? Good God...
House of Commons officials today apprehended a vagrant who they found asleep in the chamber on one of the Labour front benches. The man was escorted from the Palace of Westminster to loud protests by a phalanx of security men and it later transpir...
I hope that it is acceptable to the Editor to quote a line written by Chris James as my headline. I applaud his excellent article on our brave soldiers. Our brave young men are fighting a war thousands of mile away from home. Some will lose their lives and many will be physicaly injured. Others will suffer from mental health problems. The young soldier who could not forget killing one other man...
It is reported that in the near future, vacancies will open up for those of you who enjoy foreign travel and all the benefits. The only qualification required is that you are a Member of Parliament, elected to sit in the House of Commons in London.
A man from Barnsley has agreed with the pay rise intended for the UK's MPs. He argued "There are many of these poor people living in cramped flats, bedsits and even park benches. They are below the poverty line and they need our help." He further...
It was announced last week that Westminster Council had issued a Noise Abatement Order on The House of Commons. Environmental Officer Brian Boggus told the waiting media that the Council had recieved complaints from local residents that the snorin...
It would turn your stomach the depths these unscrupulous bastards will go to to get sympathy votes from the electorate. As the General Election draws nearer more and more of them are in the news crying out for your votes it started with Alastair C...
Three MPs accused last week of multiple offences under the 1968 Theft Act, have vowed to use an obscure Law passed by William the Deceitful in 1432 to avoid a lengthy prison Sentence. One of the three broke down in crocodile tears outside his 15 b...
John Wright a writer and specialist in crime is outraged along with millions of other people that only four MPs are to be charged out of the hundreds who fiddled their expenses and stole public money. John reckons we should give them all thirty y...
Greedy MPs were today laughing all the way to the bank at the public's expense. After publishing his blueprint for stamping out 'deplorable' expenses abuses, sleaze watchdog, Sir Christopher Kelly signalled to the indignant House of Common as Muck...
There was shock yesterday as it was revealed that groups of Labour Party officials have been loitering near school entrances and accosting schoolchildren as young as 12 with a view to getting them hooked on left-wing politics. "This is perfectly n...
Anger erupted in the House of Commons today as politicians from all parties were ordered to pay back thousands of pounds in spuriously claimed expenses. One prominent MP said, from the small corrugated steel Anderson shelter, where he claims to b...
The Rt.Hon. UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a "fiddler" and now it's official! After being caught with his red hands in the Government till he has been forced to repay the fiddled amount (tax payers money BTW). Before losing face over the aff...
The Conservative party conference 2009 has become an historical first, their shadow ministers claim defiantly they are telling the truth! Never in history has any Conservative (or any other political party come to that!) made such ridiculous claim...
Chancellor Alastair Darling has recommended that all 356 Labour MPs should have their pay - plus expenses and perks - freezed for 2010-11, to pay for doctors, dentists, scientists, teachers, and other valuable public employees. This breaks the con...
More and more people are joining the growing call for all British MP's to live in there own "special" community. A leading figure in the police who wished to remain anonymous said "Its obvious those clowns don't live in the real world so we should ge...
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