APPOMATTOX, VA, April 9, 1865 -- Northern U.S. news outlets have resisted calling the conflict between the states a "civil war," in order to avoid undue public alarm.
BALTIMORE, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, BOSTON -- (MAY 3, 2007) Baseball met bedlam in Baltimore yesterday as the Oriels beat the Red Sox 2-0 while a mob torched eight square blocks of row houses near Fells Point, about two miles from Camden yards stadiu...
The International Crab has been disappearing, but why? Have the International Crab been affected by the Iraq war? or is there some truth to the claim of leading scientists, albeit religious, that the significance of the number 666 has something to...
Donald Rumsfeld, the US defence secretary whose resignation has been called for by an increasing number of retired generals, citizens, and government officials over the past week due to his handling of the Iraq war, has joined the cries for his ousti...
After months of simple "No comments," Jesus has officially commented on the Rolling Stone magazine cover upon which writer/producer/rapper Kanye West is portrayed as Him. "There's so much more going on in the world worth my attention - hurricanes, tsunamis, earthquakes, nukes in North Korea and Iran, the Iraq War, bird flu, and Brad/Angelina - but all anyone ever wants to...
London, UK; 17 February 2006 - (Rioters) Fears are growing in the corridors of power at Whitehall today that the Prime Minister's wife Cherry Bush QC may have become irreversibily brain damaged as a direct result of the Iraq war and is suffer...
TOKYO (UPI)-On Monday, anti-Iraq war protestor Cindy Sheehan was praised by a newly-developed child-shaped Japanese humanoid robot with a vocabulary of 10,000 words that is about to go on sale in Japan. The robot also condemned US President George Bu...
CRAWFORD, Texas-- The roadside antiwar vigil of Cindy Sheehan who lost a son in the Iraq war continued near the 16,000 acre ranch of George Bush, and it has drawn the sympathy of the American President. "It is just awful what we are doing in Iraq,...
FORT BRAGG, NC--President Bush appealed last night to the American people to show patience and resolve in his relentless and brutal quest for Iraqi oil. He acknowledged that the Iraq war is increasingly unpopular, and that Iraq had no links to the Se...
President George Bush has finally admitted that Iraq was the wrong war and blamed his spell checker for the mix up. Blushing thoroughly, George Bush admitted that his intention was to attack Iran but his word processor inadvertently typed Iraq inste...
NEW YORK (AP) John Kerry finally released his secret plan to bring peace to war-torn Iraq. "I am calling on all my old friends in Vietnam Veterans Against the War to re-kindle their efforts to bring an end to the American involvement in Iraq."
In an effort to demonstrate that though forgotten in the Iraq war tumult, he is never-the-less still completely insane, John Ashcroft, US Attorney General, has endorsed a Constitutional Amendment which would require all Americans to convert to Pre-m...
It has been disclosed today that the prime minister of the UK, Toby Blair, has been honoured with a medal for his bravery as a part-time reservist in the Iraq war. The startling revelation that the medal is none other than the revered Victoria Cross...
THE PENTAGON - Military officials admitted today the experimental use of revolutionary weapons technology in the Iraq war. According to their statement, the weapon has worked successfully in two secret tests and the Pentagon is now ready to release t...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
