In tables released by the Greater Manchester Hospital Trust, Hyde General Hospital topped the league for the single largest reduction in waiting times for patients.
An NHS trust has been told to clean up its act after inspectors found blood stains on a bedrail and filthy commodes, it was revealed yesterday.
A hospital and a supermarket have apologised to the public after 7 foetuses were lost from an ante-natal unit and were later discovered on shelves at a local supermarket described as Poussin. Bosses at the hospital, St Agnez-on-the-Hill in Sudbury...
Forum contributor and would be spoof writer, Dr. Edward Maxwell, was rushed to the hospital earlier today. It seems that Dr. Maxwell passed out on his bathroom floor due to severe abdominal pains.
39 year old, Vzzt, is recovering in hospital after claiming to have been abducted by so-called 'humans'. The father of 297 minomotz says that he was innocently going about his business when all of a sudden an...
Former singing star Britney Spears was whisked away from her Los Angeles home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which yesterday announced that it was retiring...
A hospital patient undergoing treatment for a Burst Appendix has become the latest unfortunate victim of the much-feared ancient South Asian pastime of Indian Conkers, it has been reported today.
Britney Spears was involved in a standoff last night with police after refusing to hand over custody of her two kids.
Nursing staff at a leading London maternity hospital have been criticised for refusing to allow a young woman in the throes of giving birth, to continue a mobile phone call. The woman, Shaz Shizzle, 16, was asked to terminate the call, thought to...
The Cincinnati customer service firm of House and Harris has been learning a lot about Canada recently through the efforts of IT specialist Ian McDougalman, who has come there for 3 weeks from their Kitchener, Ontario location.
Sam Wickes the Government Junior Health Minister announced plans today Monday 29th October 2007 that the first DIY Hospital was to be built for the NHS Trust.
Little six year old Ryan O'Conner of Skokie, Illinois spends most of his days hooked up to a series of tubes and machines. He has spent the past seventeen months living in room 221 at Children's Memorial Hospital, staring out the window, suffering silently in indescribable pain.
North Haverbrook's Sacred Heart Hospital officials say they've never seen anything like it, and intend to never see it again. Four doctors and two nurses have been immediately suspended and may face a season long suspension for their part in...
"Velvet Revolver" guitarist Slash has ended up in hospital after breaking both his thumbs while tickling a blue whale.
In an announcement today the minister of health and trousers Michel Montgomery-Smith, announced that he was announcing that 99% of beds in hospitals were to be removed to compensate for over crowding. He said that "Patients take up too much room...
AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...
Los Angeles: In an astonishing indictment of the state of American medical care, a 44 year old man from Santa Monica, CA was accidentally decapitated by his surgeons.
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