New York, New York - Evidently, the loss of Hooters as a sponsor just before the race had a larger impact on the horse than anyone anticipated as Big Brown, winner of the Kentucky Derby and Preakness field, finished the Belmont Stakes in last place y...
Formula One's ruling body, the FIA, today announced that it is taking over the running of the Grand National. FIA Chief, Bernie Ecclestone, said: 'We will be organising the race next April, and will be introducing some new rules that have worked s...
Pimlico - (Thoroughbred Mess): Eat your heart out, Kentucky Derby hero Big Brown.
Tel Aviv - (Hosreshit Mess): Israeli Prime Monster Ehud Olmert was being questioned under caution today about suspected corruption.
Hokkaido, Japan - (Horse-bollox Mess): Fabled 2002 Kentucky Derby winner Whore Emblem has gone lame in the matrimonial stakes at his Shadai Stallion Station Japanese stud farm home.
Louisville, Kentucky - (Thoroughbred Mess): Unbeaten 3/1 Kentucky derby favorite Big Brown is the bees' knees' to trainer Rick Dutrow who has dismissed kiss-of-death fears for the colt's outside draw of stall number 20 as nothing more tha...
Louisville, Kentucky - (Thoroughbred Mess): A couple of former Off-the-Wall-Street investment bankers-turned racing fanatics are chuffed to bits this weekend.
Aintree - (Superstitious Mess): Frantic scenes have greeted Grand National hero Comply or Die in the Aintree Winner's Enclosure sparking apocalyptic rumors that the horse's name predicts the imminent endgame for Hellfire Club matria...
Police and terrorism officers, acting on a 'hot tip'at the Grand National at Aintree, have arrested seven suspected Al-Qaeda terrorist bomber racegoers during the feature race this afternoon, in the b...
Today's John Smith's Grand National at Aintree is in danger of collapse after it was revealed that the favourite and his jockey have pulled out of the race, in protest at the Human Rights abu...
Bookmaker Dwain Chambers has been offering odds of 10,000 to 1 on the Queens horse Norfolk n Chance completing both circuits of the gruelling Aintree Race Course let alone win the race.
Hundreds of Housewives have been arrested after police acted on a tip-off from a leading bookmaker that the women were neglecting their domestic duties, and nipping out to place their yearly flutters on the G...
The most famous horse race in the racing calendar, the Grand National has come under serious threat this morning, after horses due to take part in the race demanded that Risk Assessments on the course's fences be...
A man who amassed more than £2million of gambling debts has won a court case against bookmakers William Hill, and will have all of his debts wiped clean, says a report.
Cheltenham - (Lasix Mess): The Clint Eastwood-owned 50/1 shot wonderhorse Afistfullofdollars could be the surprise upset in Friday's Cheltenham Gold Cup romp to glory between odds-on favortite Kauto Star and top Irish contender...
As New York City plans to close its Off-Track Betting parlors, crusty old gents will have to find other worn-down, rat-infested locations to spend an afternoon making lousy decisions, cursing and losing what little money they scraped together from co...
Cheltenham - (Steeplechasing Mess): Fears that this year's Gold Cup wannabe hero Kauto Star may be kidnapped in a Shergar-style ransom bid have prompted a 24 hour armed guard at the stables.
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