Dear Constituents I have had a very busy week and should really take a break away from the pressure of constituency work. But duty calls and, anyway, my wife thinks we should visit her mother in Macclesfield. My impending visit to Greece in time for their next bailout or complete exit from the Euro sounds like my best chance for fun before Parliament re-opens. By the way, explaining whe...
David Cameron is facing renewed backbench disquiet over the European Union after he tried and failed to satisfy Conservative demands for a referendum. Conservative MPs warned that the prime minister had not gone far enough by declaring that he wou...
Germany coach Joachim Low today stoked the fire in the hotly anticipated quarter-final clash with underdogs Greece by refusing to give them credit for getting to the knock-out stages. Low explained his comments at a press conference today "We were...
The Australian cyber slut accused of leaking hundred's of thousands of confidential emails and sensitive government documents resulting in the untold misfortune and possibly death for hundreds of confidential government informants, and the embarrassm...
Yet nother embarrassment for the Coalition as Spoof News stinger Aphrodite can now reveal that the haughty wife of Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg lost her patience whilst the DPM was shopping for a new vac at Harrods earlier this week, storming ou...
A spokesperson for Her Majesty's Prison Service says the office can't handle the recent inundation of requests by unemployed females for jobs following the conviction of female warder Zanib Khan, 27, found guilty of juggling at least 5 unseemly rela...
BERLIN - Anonymous sources close to Merkel report that she is brow-beating her staff for the correct word to describe what she wants to call the "Even More Unified European Union". The penalty for being politically incorrect in word choice is un...
CHANTILLY VA - According to our mole at the Build-a-bugger conference, Angela Merkel has agreed to extend the borders of Germany over the entire Euro-zone. "We have some old maps in our files that we can place on the table. We would hate to waste...
In an unprecedented show of unity 26 of the 27 European Member States agreed to ban the word austerity from their respective languages. As expected, Greece used its' veto against the proposal before releasing the following statement; "In the off...
German Chancellor Angela Merkel suffered a signficant blow yesterday when German's biggest region decisively rejected her austerity policies. Her Christian Democrats suffered a heavy defeat in the state of North Rhine-Westphalia, with the Social D...
BERLIN - According to secret, well-placed sources, tanks are being taken out of secret hiding places and 'Greeced up'; battle charts with maps of Greece, Spain, England and Iceland are being distributed to bankers as they prepare to 'occupy' those co...
Parents in the UK may be unaware, but there is an official list of illegal baby names in use in the rest of Europe. Germany has an official baby naming bureau that has the final say on names, whilst there is an eighty-page handbook in use in Portugal...
Martin Krauthammer, a 41-year old Belgian national and middle-ranking functionary at the EU in Brussels, hoped in February that his career - and his unrequited love for German Chancellor Angela Merkel - could only be enhanced by learning to read and...
European Finance Ministers held an early morning crisis meeting in Brussels today, in order to discuss the implications for the Eurozone after both Manchester clubs crashed out of the Europa League football tournament on Thursday evening. Minister...
All other news was cancelled today as the world was coming to terms with the sudden death of American songstress Whipney Houston on the eve of the Grammys. Protesters in Egypt declared a 24 hour ceasefire, as activists in Syria laid to rest their...
With a EU ban on the selling of all over the counter pain relief medications looking all but certain to be passed in Brussels later this month the government say Britain would have no choice but to follow the ruling. If passed it will mean that as fr...
A local man is up in arms over news that Croatian voters have elected to join the European Union. The country - a part of Yugoslavia from from end of the Great War until the civil conflicts of the 1990s - held a referendum on the issue, with 67 pe...
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