With the European Union set to ban the sale of incandescent light-bulbs in 2012, panicked shoppers are stockpiling them three years ahead of the ban. The aim of the EU is to encourage shoppers to switch to the more environmentally friendly low ene...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With gasoline prices once again below the two dollar per gallon mark across the United States, plans for a cola powered car have been abandoned. When gas prices were above four dollars a gallon, American consumers complained, w...
In a stunning abberation of nature, leaf-bearing trees worldwide have stopped shedding their leaves in the winter. "Shove it up your xylem and phloem," one markedly aggravated tree, Mr. Maple Hardwood, exclaimed. "We're deciduous trees. We simpl...
Los Angeles CA: A new study, just released by the Sierra Club, indicates that Polar Bears are the cause of global warming in the Arctic regions. Up to 60% of these Polar Bears reside in the Canadian Arctic. The Russians have denied that their Polar B...
KNOXVILLE, TN - Christmas came early this year to Tennessee residents living near a coal-fired power plant outside Knoxville, who found a little something extra under their trees: Five hundred million gallons of sludge laden with arsenic, mercury an...
Hosepipe bans might be introduced across Rockall to stave off the threat of an extinction level event drought of Biblical proportions, the island's Environment Agency has warned. Local car boot entrepreneur and official Rockall shaman, Pigswill Pe...
Queensland, Australia -- A bushie's amazingly simple and uncomplicated invention is being credited with rescuing Australia from the Cane Toad swarm. Cane Toads are a spreading plague across Northeast Australia, a front moving at 125 km per year in pl...
A superstore giant today unveiled its attempts to save the planet. With the British Government indicating that if the supermarkets do not control the number of plastic bags in circulation, then they will act, the supermarket chain has responded by pu...
Following the success of campaigns such as 'ride to work day' and 'walk to work day', the international ecology organisation 'Friends of the Earths Resources' has announced that next Thursday is a day for everyone to 'Drive to work in a hollowed out...
State College PA-- Akkuweather meteorologists issued a stunning, urgent announcement to everyone along the East Coast today. The shocking weather bulletin indicated all vegetation will die tonight. All but the hardiest crops will die and there will...
Producers have strongly denied that the latest feature to appear on the popular motoring show "Top Gear" will be harmful to the environment. Previous features on the programme have included a dog vs car race across the unblemished and pure wastes...
Fears about a new Government "Green Tax" became a reality today when Downing Street announced that it was to be implemented on November 1st, and on a national level. Stating that the tax was "fair and equitable", Chancellor Alistair Darling said t...
BA have unveiled plans to replace its short haul fleet with a range of environmentally friendly planes. The new planes will be made from recycled paper and powered using a revolutionary 'human arm launching' system. A BA spokesman said "We have...
Controversial film-maker and polemicist, Michael Moore, produces 60% of the world's methane, experts revealed last night. However it could mark the end of the world if he ever unleashes even a fraction of the monstrous amount of gas which scientis...
The Sun was today facing high court charges of causing global warming. "We can't believe that the Sun has been getting away with this for millions of years" said Greenpeace activist Tofu Quorn-Chickpea. "It's been staring us in the face all this t...
Councillor Fezziwig Baron III from Tring has launched a scathing attack on Mother Nature. The controversial buffoon wishes to ban Autumn from his constituency, and has banned all hibernating animals from sleep, and has said that trees dropping the...
In what many are seeing as an example of Political correctness gone mad, Metropolitan police have introduced charging the dead. A widow to Robert Jenkins who died last Wednesday and was formally charged by the police the next day, spoke for many w...
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