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Funny story: In A Shocking Turn of Events: American Idol Is Losing All Three of Its Judges

In A Shocking Turn of Events: American Idol Is Losing All Three of Its Judges

HOLLYWOOD - Season 12 of American Idol is going to look a little bit different that the end of last season did. The only recognizable person on the show will be Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest. Word out of Tinsel Town is that there are serious rumblings c...

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Funny story: Meet American Idol's New Judges: The U.S. Supreme Court

Meet American Idol's New Judges: The U.S. Supreme Court

Hollywood - With Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson dismissing themselves as American Idol judges, the show's producers have hired the U.S. Supreme Court to takeover all talent evaluations and rulings on the program. "Listen up, dogs,"...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Quits American Idol

Steven Tyler Quits American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler, at the age of 64, says he wants to get back to rocking and rolling with his band Aerosmith. Tyler spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine about the band's soon-to-be-released album. "Lips" as he is known said th...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Could Be Replacing Randy "The Dawg" Jackson On American Idol

Adam Lambert Could Be Replacing Randy "The Dawg" Jackson On American Idol

LOS ANGELES - After eleven seasons and 438 episodes the longest sitting judge on American Idol Randy "The Yo Yo Man" Jackson could be uttering his last "Yo, yo dawg" on the top rated musical reality show. The powers that be, who are known for shak...

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Funny story: Frenchie Davis Admits She's A Lesbianite

Frenchie Davis Admits She's A Lesbianite

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Frenchie Davis appeared in season two of American Idol and was the very first contestant to be disqualified from the musical reality show. Coquette Eucalyptus with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette was one of the first reporters...

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Funny story: American Idol - Phillip Phillips Receives More Votes Than Jessica Sanchez To Become The 2012 American Idol Champion

American Idol - Phillip Phillips Receives More Votes Than Jessica Sanchez To Become The 2012 American Idol Champion

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest announced that 132 million votes had been cast for the two contestants on the 2012 American Idol finale that pitted Georgia's Phillip "The Grimacer" Phillips, 21, against Jessica "Itsy Bitsy" Sanche...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Saying "Adios" To Her $20 Million A Year American Idol Job!

Jennifer Lopez Saying "Adios" To Her $20 Million A Year American Idol Job!

HOLLYWOOD - After two years of being a judge on American Idol, Jennifer Lopez has decided to hang up her yellow judge's notepad after the current season. J.Lo recently spoke with LaLaland Limelight reporter Huckleberry Citrus and revealed her reas...

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Funny story: American Idol: Joshua Ledet Shockingly Eliminated, Jessica Sanchez and Phillip Phillips Make It To The Finals

American Idol: Joshua Ledet Shockingly Eliminated, Jessica Sanchez and Phillip Phillips Make It To The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol judge Steven Tyler said about Joshua Ledet that no male or female singer in the eleven year history of American Idol has ever sung better than the man from Westlake, Louisiana. But it appears that the singer nicknamed "Eb...

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Funny story: American Idol Is Now Down To The Final Three As Hollie "The Little Dolly" Cavanaugh Is Eliminated

American Idol Is Now Down To The Final Three As Hollie "The Little Dolly" Cavanaugh Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Lopez, 42, just about stole the show as she performed on American Idol along with her 25-year-old boy-toy Caspar Smart. J.Lo rocked the house and had fellow judge Steven "Lips" Tyler doing his best to keep his tongue in his mo...

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Funny story: Jennifer "The Cougar" Lopez' "Boy-Toy" Caspar Smart Admits That J.Lo Gives Him a Weekly Allowance of $10,000

Jennifer "The Cougar" Lopez' "Boy-Toy" Caspar Smart Admits That J.Lo Gives Him a Weekly Allowance of $10,000

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Lopez is perhaps one of America's most famous "Cougars." And up until recently the 42-year-old American Idol judge actually shared that title with Demi "The Cougar" Moore, who has since filed for divorce from her "Boy-Toy"...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Skylar "The Country Girl" Laine Back To Mississippi

American Idol Sends Skylar "The Country Girl" Laine Back To Mississippi

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Top Five are now the Top Four after 18-year-old country gal Skylar Laine found herself in the Bottom 2 and then out the door. After performing a rousing rendition of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son" and Th...

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Funny story: American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

HOLLYWOOD - Woody The Wonder Woodchuck correctly picked that Elise Testone would be the next singer eliminated from American Idol and his 2012 record now stands at 5-2. Elise "Estrogen" Testone was this year's oldest contestant and she was actuall...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Very Disappointed That American Idol Has Just Given Ryan Seacrest A $30 Million Contract Extension

X-Factor's Simon Cowell Very Disappointed That American Idol Has Just Given Ryan Seacrest A $30 Million Contract Extension

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The word out of LaLaLand is that reality show mogul Simon Cowell is absolutely devastated that Ryan Seacrest will not be signing on to be the new X-Factor host like he had hoped. Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest has just been given an ama...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Remarks About The Provocative Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Photos of Her And Russell Brand

Kate Gosselin Remarks About The Provocative Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Photos of Her And Russell Brand

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin recently returned from spending three days and four nights down in beautiful Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The couple stayed at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven...

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Funny story: Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well even Woody The Wonder Woodchuck who had correctly picked four of the five American Idol singers who have gone home was wrong as one of this year's favorites Colton Dixon was eliminated. A total of 53 million votes were cast by a t...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Plans New Reality Show Called 'Musical Parachutes'

Simon Cowell Plans New Reality Show Called 'Musical Parachutes'

LONDON, U.K. - Reality show phenomenon, Simon Cowell, has revealed plans he is about to start auditions for his next multi-million dollar franchise called 'Musical Parachutes'. "Look, people.." Mr. Cowell pronounced to the attending media, "...the...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - In what is probably the biggest shock in the entire eleven seasons of American Idol, the odds-on-favorite to win Jessica Sanchez actually received the fewest votes of all of the seven contestants. But she was graciously saved thanks to...

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