April9,2004 United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's security detail spent a productive day yesterday erasing reporters tape recor...
April 8,2004 Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, in an effort to take America's mind off the carnage that is currently being wrought in Iraq...
April 7,2004 National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice is expected to admit before the 9/11 Commission that she and Osama bin Laden had been s...
April 6,2004 The Administration went on the offensive yet again today to defend itself against accusations that it has distorted scientific fin...
April 5,2004 Former British Ambassador to the United States, Christopher Meyer said that at a White House Dinner with his countries Prime Minis...
April 4,2004 White House National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice will now testify before the 9/11 Commission after yet another abrupt turn a...
April 1,2004 A comprehensive world wide survey has determined that everybody hates everybody else. The worlds largest survey ever undertaken in...
Eight men have been arrested in London with 1000 pounds of Ammonium Nitrate, a fertilizer that can be used to manufacture a bomb such as the one used in Oklahoma City in the United States. The plot was foiled by a garden supply company employee who g...
The Bush Administration is up in arms about John Kerry's use of scripture in a church this week. Mr. Kerry, speaking in St. Louis at the New Northside Baptist Church quoted James, 2:14 which says something suitably biblical about something or another...
The National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States has summoned Donald Rumsfeld and William Cohen to testify. An unnamed source in the Commission who has no relation to Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse (It's his c...
Sir Winston Churchill and President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, two of this centuries greatest wartime leaders have come back from the grave to condemn both Prime Minister Tony Blair and President George W. Bush for their actions in Iraq, both before...
President Bush was astounded today to find out that the country is sorely disappointed by his performance on the employment front. Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, "Look, the President...
The Al Qaida Terrorist Organization has endorsed George W. Bush for a second term as United States President and Commander in Chief of the countries armed forces. Abdul Bull Durham, spokesman for the Union of Thugs, Dead Enders, Losers and Assassins...
A leaked Predator drone surveillance video taken in 2000 during the Clinton Administration apparently shows Osama bin Laden standing on a farm in Afghanistan.
Liberal Democrat Leader Charles Kennedy announced that Osama bin Laden has been inadvertently named Shadow Culture, Media and Sport Secretary, a post previously held by MP Don Foster. Mr. Kennedy was quoted as saying, " You know, it was really quite...
A Sarasota, Florida judge refused to dismiss the charges against Joseph P. Smith, accused of the kidnapping, rape and murder of an eleven year old girl. The February 1st abduction gathered world wide attention because the actual kidnapping was caught...
A former Democratic Congressional aide has been charged with attempting to make peace with Iraq before the war. Susan Lindauer, ex aide to Senator and Democratic Presidential hopeful Carol Mosley-Braun, has been arrested and charged with working with...
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