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Funny story: Train Freight to Launch 32 Ship Zeppelin Advertising Campaign

Train Freight to Launch 32 Ship Zeppelin Advertising Campaign

Kansas City - April 30, 2007: Kansas City Southern and Burlington Northern-Santa Fe, to industry dominant companies in the train freight business, announced Sunday that they plan to implement a must stronger advertising campaign over the next few yea...

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Funny story: Orient Express? That'll Do Nicely.....

Orient Express? That'll Do Nicely.....

Great North Eastern Railways PLC have unveiled the latest addition to their services - 'The Scunthorpe To Vladivostok Orient Express'.

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Funny story: French Train Crashes As A Result Of Garlic Overload

French Train Crashes As A Result Of Garlic Overload

Breaking News: A French train has crashed at a station in Paris, injuring several people and destroying a station cafe that sells garlic.

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Funny story: "French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

"French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

A new train in France has broken the World Land Speed record previously held by recently-dead BBC Top Gear nutcase, Richard Hamster.

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Funny story: France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's new fast train has smashed the previous fast train record. However, in so doing, it has gone so fast it has accidentally traveled forward in time, like Michael J Fox in Back to the Future.

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Funny story: Branson's New Trains Cause Problems For Travellers

Branson's New Trains Cause Problems For Travellers

Top entrepreneurial Catweazle looky-likey, Richard Branston, is today at the centre of a storm that's weighing in at about a 7.8 on the Richter scale, if indeed a storm can be measured by the Richter scale. We're not entirely sure but you get...

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Funny story: Tube train arrives on time - driver suspended

Tube train arrives on time - driver suspended

London Underground were at the centre of yet another embarassment today after one of its trains arrived on time, bringing yet more misery to the capital...

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Funny story: Homeland Security To Terrorists: Bomb Trucks And Trains, Not Planes.

Homeland Security To Terrorists: Bomb Trucks And Trains, Not Planes.

Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff issued a statement advising Terrorists to shy away from any airline based attacks and concentrate instead on more vulnerable transportation infrastructure such as railroads, busses and over the road tractor tr...

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Funny story: Tilting trains now flushed with pride

Tilting trains now flushed with pride

Rail passengers are enjoying the experience of Britain's first state-of-the-art tilting trains.

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Funny story: Trains times to go Interactive

Trains times to go Interactive

Ministers are reportedly considering making timetabling interactive in an attempt to improve train punctuality. A Downing Street source, who wishes to remain anonymous, spoke briefly with this reporter before returning to his application for a lordsh...

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