A recent preliminary research report has been published by a Consortium of European Academic Institutes which claims to prove that the remains of a random selection of corpses at military cemeteries across Europe have literally been found to have ”turned in their graves”. This astonishing claim is purported to result from recorded information about recent military and political events being relaye...
(Washington, Riters) The UN Security Council Secretariat has issued a damning denial of an Associated Press story in the international media this week concerning the "missing, presumed destroyed" military records of President George Bush J...
FIrst, it was Siskel and Ebert, then it was Ebert and guest star, then it was Ebert and Roeper, and now it's Ebert and Binks. Naboo native, former Republic Senator, and military hero Jar Jar Binks will replace Richard Roeper on the popular movie...
MUSHROOM KINGDOM-Mario, hero of the famed "Super Mario Bros" video game and avid plumber, was awarded the Purple Heart by the United States Military, marking the first time a video game character has ever won the prestigious award.
Tired of criticism from war protestor/d-list celebutante Cindy Sheehan for not joining the military, the Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara, have decided to "enlist" in the Salvation Army.
CRAWFORD, TX -- In what appears to be the preparatory phase of the military campaign against Cindy Sheehan, President George W. Bush is now saying that Cindy Sheehan is a "thought criminal." The President is trying to rally the people behi...
Larry Franklin, 58, Kearneysville, W.Va., a Pentagon analyst has leaked documents and scientific papers that show the US military could soon benefit from an enhanced military capability - home grown dinosaurs ready to fight any conflict anywhere in t...
There had been a dull calm over this military installation for some weeks. The early ranting of the captured had become the dull, grudging acceptance of the permanently detained.
ROME -- In a dramatic turn around in the political world, CNN reports from Rome that Italian Premier Berlusconi has publically apologized to President Bush for the Italian Secret Service Operation that ended tragically at the US controlled military c...
In a stunning turn of events in the US, an abandoned military base on a large island far out to sea, last in use in the late 1980s. The base is a collection of roomy huts, previously seen empty, but now an insane man has apparently been kidnapping pe...
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Fearing even more damage will be sustained from what seems like a never ending saga of hurricanes, President Bush tried to put worries aside here today and addressed the American public with a plan of action. Many citizens believ...
President George W. Bush has publicly stated that he does not believe Democratic Presidential Nominee John Kerry lied about his service in Vietnam. In fact The President went a step farther, saying that he actually saw John Kerry in battle while he w...
In a sweeping press announcement today, GW Bush covered a wide spread of subjects ranging from education to the military.
President George Bush today signed legislation that not only addresses the job losses during his administration, but also the shortage of manpower in the war in Iraq.
Earth -- Military official, Joseph F. Schmoe, decided on Wednesday to drink with his friends, even though he was to drive a tank later that night. Apparently he knew the risks, and was willing to take them.
John Ashcroft has refused to deliver to a Senate Sub Committee a copy of a March,2003 memo that the Justice Department issued at the request of the White House condoning the use of torture and bad words in interrogations of non military prisoners bei...
Unconfirmed Sources reports interest in Iraqi war tourism caught US Military by surprise. Interest in the country heated up as soon as the fighting began and the civilian leadership of the US Military just hadn't planned for it. Vacationers to th...
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