From our stereotypes desk: - Ireland was continuing to defy the rest of Europe this morning, insisting it didn't need to be bailed out by other Euro Zone members. Partners in the zone are concerned that if Ireland's economy collapses it could take...
While considering offers and suggestions from other members of the European Union, Ireland is considering another less conventional option to resolving its own growing debt problem. Prepare for the 180 day long, 2011 Irish Fest. Prime Minister Co...
Irish American chat show host Conan O'Brien has announced his intention to run as a candidatate in the upcoming Irish Presidential election. O'Brien made the announcement on his popular Twitter page early this morning and according to close frien...
In a desperate bid to stay solvent an Irish Bank has urged all its bank tellers to work topless in order to save their jobs. Molly Malone from Anglo-Irish Bank retail division "We need to recapitalise our current assets, if we are to cover the...
Beleaguered and embattled Irish Premer Brian Cowen has responded angrily to suggestions by Fine Gael members that he was hungover during an interview on Irish radio this morning. Fine Gael's Simon Coveney had tweeted that Mr Cowen sounded somewher...
Claiming "I won't climb down till I'm done," Irish homesteader Fergus McCarthy has become somewhat of a local folk hero in the sleepy village of Graiguenamagn as he's taken to his roof, and won't come down! "The STUBBORN BASTARD'S been like that...
In a shock announcement, Sepp Blatter the president of the world Football federation, FIFA, has announced that Ireland are to be granted automatic entry into the 2014 World Cup. Although not explicitly said, many believe this is in response not be...
Scenes of joy and ecstasy were seen in the streets and villages across Ireland on Thursday as Mexico beat France 2-0. New Manchester United striker, Javier Hernandez started the party with, as one drunken Irish reveller described, "The best goal I...
Dear Editor: My unmarried auntie Ida Ravenscroft, 67, and I were wondering if they ever found out "Who Let The Dogs Out?" Byron Basil Ravenscroft Tooting, England Dear Byron: Yes they did. It was a 33-year-old unemployed crumpet maker from Coventry by the name of Lysander Walpole. He was arrested and is currently serving 2 years (that's 14 in dog years) in London's Petula Clark Prison For B...
After the financial bubble burst upon the Emerald Island and everybody done a runner the houses that were built on massive estates are now standing empty. The Irish government in a desperate attempt to fill the houses have come up with a brilliant...
Paddy McSodabread, the Irish state Emperor, this morning declared war with the Vatican city after demands for retribution from the Catholic community prompted decisive and swift action from their government. The Pope responded to the declaration o...
German tourist couple Adolf and Eva Snitzelbrugher discovered for themselves the true meaning of why Ireland is called by that name. The loving couple had been on a romantic weekend, climbing mountains and valleys, visiting quaint country villages...
The Irish Flying Squad, so named since they're usually drinking on duty, crushed a bizarre plot in Waterford, arresting more than 7 non working immigrants who had planned to abduct a local artist for 'blasphemy' against Cult Leader Bob Ross known for...
Those bastards in Europe have warned Ireland that it needs to give them more pocket money to spend on building cycle lanes and say that the island nation must come up with the cash by selling off its leprechaun farms. That Portuguese bastard and E...
Former Northern Ireland First Minister and three times World Shouting Champion Ian Paisley has announced that he is to step down from Parliament after 40 years of representing the people of North Antrim. The man who made ear plug salesmen very rich h...
Economic storm tossed Ireland today called for the country's leprechauns to join together in finding as many pots of gold as possible, in order to bring stability to their failing bank system. Prime Minister Ailhaire O'Cannaghan pleaded with the...
The political stalemate in Ulster was shaken to within inches of its life today when revivalist nationalists once again showed why all car insurance ads carry the caption "Excludes NI". In a coded statement, the retro-obsessed terrorists, gave war...
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