New York -- Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party. "It's called the Trumpets, because I'm a guy who likes to toot his own...
6 Nov 2011: NHS: American Consultancy firm recieves £290,000 a year from UK Government! The Star An American consultancy firm seeking to profit out of thefallout from the shake-up to the NHS is being paid £250,000 a year by the government for advice on the transition towards health secretary Andrew Lansley's vision of the service. The company was one of 57 external "organisation and change" m...
The Empire has been thrown in to turmoil this week, as immigration officers from a combined league of Border Agencies, stormed the battle station 'Death Star', as it orbited planet Earth. Wojtek Brzezinski of the UK Border Agency told us "our offi...
UK immigration policy was once again the subject of abject ridicule today when it was revealed that new legislation on tightening the law on immigration featured rules targeting those intending to bring dogs with them into the country. Under prop...
The Home Secretary has today announced a new initiative in partnership with Cat Protection, the UK domestic feline charity. From next year, all immigration centres will have their own catteries to help immigrants with no other excuse for staying i...
In an effort to streamline US Homeland Security efforts Secretary Janet Napolitano has asked immigrants to "get real names". The move follows a number of cases in which the same individual has appeared at different places bearing different names, or...
A Canadian couple were arrested yesterday in the small tourist town of Port Dover, Ontario, Canada. Port Dover, is famous for its Lake Erie Perch which can be purchased at many eateries dotted around the town, and for 'Footlong Hot Dogs' which can...
Five thousand disgruntled potential British citizens are threatening to sue the Home Office after a pizza delivery boy mixed up the citizenship tests with several thousand GSCE exam papers. It seems that the people were given GSCE papers, rather t...
A gallup poll today showed that if it were not for a needless surplus of petty, small minded bigots, the coalition would have been on its bike quite some time ago. Although the vast majority of Britons are now paying more tax, receiving less pay e...
The British Royal family have decided that enough is enough, and they are to move to Washington DC in America. According to the Palace staff the Americans love the Royal family much more than the British. This was evident from the recent royal wed...
From the first of May immigration applicants into the UK will face X-Factor style judging to determine their suitability for UK residency. This new policy is to ensure that only talented people are allowed to apply to be resident in the UK. "We h...
Oh to be in Euroland now we have no borders, but tell me how are we supposed to fend off these marauders? The word went out some years ago that England was a freebie, and now our bucket's filling up we've got the heebie-jeebies. So why do we feel so dismayed to see so many races, of every different colour and a strange array of faces? If you invite the hoi polloi and give them everything, it's...
The associations governing senior football in the U.K - the English Football Association, Scottish Football Association, Football Association of Wales and the Irish Football Association - have been meeting in secret over the last few months and are s...
Australia is to invest in a major refurbishment of its immigration centre at Christmas Island. The Australian government has announced that it is to expand all the centre's 1500 beds fro 6 feet to 7.9 feet in length. The facility, which was bui...
England batsman and occasional off spinner Kevin Pietersen is to undergo a major operation at the end of the World Cup, which is currently taking place in India and Sri Lanka. Originally Pietersen was scheduled to have a hernia operation, but the...
There has been some controversy about the UK's Citizenship test, which tests would-be immigrants on how people live in the UK. So, we took a right-winger - the epitome of immigration flow-stopping - who had lived in the country since birth, and a Bangladeshi national who had applied for citizenship. Derek Fieldings vs. Ismail Jabbar. Our UK Life correspondent, Sarah White, has collated the res...
Passport control in the UK will be scrapped as of midnight tonight. The government says it will save 30 billion pounds a year and make economic recovery quicken pace with this saving. Government Immigration spokes person Idi Amin, said: "Yez...
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