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Funny story: Mom who took teens to gang fight denies wrongdoing

Mom who took teens to gang fight denies wrongdoing

A mother, who drove her son and his friends to fight a rival gang has denied any wrongdoing. Sarah Palin has also spoken out on the issue. Being a dedicated hockey mom, she regards it as a good old fashioned field trip. "Sure - while I'm dowoo...

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Funny story: Otis "toff" Ferry In Street Brawl With Gary "paedo" Glitter

Otis "toff" Ferry In Street Brawl With Gary "paedo" Glitter

Gentleman thug Otis "tofty" Ferry floored Gary "vile disgraced, desperate, dung-eating, disease-ridden, pop-pervert" Glitter in a "bizzare" and "arousing" media demon street brawl. Eye-witnesses were shocked to see "fox-fondling" Otis g...

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Funny story: Red Grapes cause fight in a Supermarket

Red Grapes cause fight in a Supermarket

A fight broke out in the Shepton Mallet supermarket, following an argument over the last of the Red Grapes within the store. Peter Thin, and Sonia Wafer had their eyes on the last bunch of Red Grapes when Sonia saw the metaphorical red mist. She r...

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Funny story: Bald Melon Shopper Gets Head Thumped

Bald Melon Shopper Gets Head Thumped

Toronto - 42 year old Wilbert Roscoe got his head thumped this week while shopping for watermelons at Kensington Market. Mr. Taylor who is heavy set and bald was leaning over a bin of seedless watermelons and was thumping them for freshness when anot...

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Funny story: Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

MSNBC anchors Keith Olbermann and Chris Mathews have had a falling out with the news channel. Due to flagging ratings and internal network politics, the two have been moved to different positions within the news team. MSNBC insisted that neither h...

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Funny story: Keep it down in there...

Keep it down in there...

The quiet men of entertainment, Whispering Bob Harris, and David Attenborough today surprised many in the BBC Canteen with a shout off. The two who are very close friends said they were sick and tired of people not being able to hear them properly...

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Funny story: 22 Caught

22 Caught

Elusive since 1961, 22 has finally been caught, putting an end to one of the last century's most enduring mysteries. The capture of 22 means Orr and the rest of the Fighting 256th Squadron can finally hang up their flying helmets and enjoy life.

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Funny story: Today's Freeview Viewing

Today's Freeview Viewing

5pm - 'Coppers Shouting and Fighting', with John Thaw and Dennis Waterman.

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Funny story: Woman in late 40s mugged because she walks too slow

Woman in late 40s mugged because she walks too slow

Ms Fart Laydee a woman in her late 40s claims to have been mugged by 5 youngsters simply because she walks too slow (by their standards).

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Funny story: Campaign to equate cage fighting with ballet

Campaign to equate cage fighting with ballet

News arrives that the American "Versus" TV channel is launching a campaign to convince viewers that those who take part in the sport of cage fighting require brains as well as brawn, and could just as easily be ballet dancers.

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Funny story: Calzaghe/Hopkins Fight Weigh-in Descends Into Silly War Of Words

Calzaghe/Hopkins Fight Weigh-in Descends Into Silly War Of Words

Fans at last night's Joe Calzaghe/ Bernard Hopkins weigh-in were astonished to see the event turn into an unprecedented Silly War Of Words, as the two boxer's childish antics took over.

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Funny story: YouTube's Girl Fight Club license approved by Nevada Boxing Commission

YouTube's Girl Fight Club license approved by Nevada Boxing Commission

Las Vegas, Nevada - Contrary to its official policy to red flag any viral video that depicts unnecessary violence, YouTube proudly announced today that the Nevada Boxing Commission finally approved its application for an online fight club.

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Funny story: After knives, guns, government plans new "fist amnesty"

After knives, guns, government plans new "fist amnesty"

After the success of schemes to reduce the number of violent crimes committed using knives and then guns, the government is proposing a new amnesty - this time with fists. Assault, GBH and ABH records show that there has been a year-on-year percenta...

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Funny story: Fake Interviews With Real People - WWE's Batista

Fake Interviews With Real People - WWE's Batista

What happened to our role-models and heroes? Olympic champion sprinter Marion Jones shamefully admits to steroid use; Tennis star Martina Hingis retires from professional play after testing positive for cocaine; NFL football superstar Michael Vick is embroiled in a dog-fighting scandal; F1 racing teams are accused of stealing information from rivals; World chess champion Deep Blue is arraigned...

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Funny story: Ugly Brawl at Sacred Heart Hospital Results in Season-Long Suspensions and Hefty Fines

Ugly Brawl at Sacred Heart Hospital Results in Season-Long Suspensions and Hefty Fines

North Haverbrook's Sacred Heart Hospital officials say they've never seen anything like it, and intend to never see it again. Four doctors and two nurses have been immediately suspended and may face a season long suspension for their part in...

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Funny story: UK Pensioner Becomes Oldest UFC Fighter

UK Pensioner Becomes Oldest UFC Fighter

FRINTON-ON-SEA (Defecated News) - In the quiet relaxed resort of Frinton, an average day rolls along. Arthritic ladies walk dogs, couples dine while talking about memories of the second war, and gentle tai chi classes run in the loca...

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Funny story: Michael Vick Implicated in Cock Fighting Ring

Michael Vick Implicated in Cock Fighting Ring

We have learned that Michael Vick is also part of an alleged cock fighting ring as well as a dog-fighting ring. This is an interview with a man with first hand knowledge of Vick's cock fighting Q: How long has Vick been involved in cock fighting?...

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