NEW YORK CITY - British native Piers Morgan says that he is really doing very well for himself and added that his talk show Piers Morgan Tonight is holding its own in the ratings. Morgan does not hide the fact that he has already in a very short s...
Gareth Barry, who captained England for the first time in the 1-1 draw against Ghana last night, was a happy man at the post match press conference. The Man City midfielder, who was given the armband in the absence of John Terry, Rio Ferdinand, St...
A top sports journalist narrowly avoided a serious accident yesterday after covering the Wales-England Euro qualifier at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. EIF News & Features sports editor, Thelonious Adidas, was driving home on the M4 after...
LIVERPOOL, U.K.-A new recording of The Beatles, circa 1961, has been unearthed in the home of semi-retired cabby, Barnabas Q. Plumfrock. The recording, long rumored to be fatuous, was found in the hope chest set at the end of Mr. Plumfrock's bed.
LONDON - The London Morning Mincer Review is reporting that the Katie Price - Alex Reid marriage is on the rocks and headed for the big "D" (divorce). After the couple separated last week Alex moved in with his Mom. The 35-year-old cage fighter...
Earthquake hits northern England. Tremors felt for miles around. A small earthquake hit northern England today. Takwana Smith and friend Anitakapta Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, were just sitting down to lunch at their favourite restaurant in Morrisons, Berwick Hills branch. Our reporter was inside the store following up on an unrelated story when the 'quake hit. When things...
In a move which some in the footballing world have called "incredible", the English Football Association has decided to retract its earlier bid to stage the 2018 World Cup finals on the grounds that the decision has been fixed in favour of 'any other...
It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former naked Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his internationa...
LONDON - Things in the once upon a time wondrous world of Alex Reid and his wife of less than a year Katie Price seem to be going from strange to stranger as the cage fighter has announced that he is thinking of moving in permanently with his mother.
The long-awaited all-party report on 'Christmas in England' was finally published today in time for inclusion in the Queen's Christmas message. The enquiry that led to the report was set up to examine and make recommendations about key controversi...
According to Wikileaks, England could have had three votes in the World Cup selection, however, Wikileaks reveals that there was only two bids, with England's bid going to Spain and Portugal instead of England. "We're lucky we got one," said David...
England's latest world cup failure is easy to explain. It has nothing to do with handbags, wags or Panorama - but has a more down to earth explanation - Gary Lineker's confession that he had shat himself during a game in the 1990 World Cup Finals.
Over in England, everyone is abuzz about the announced engagement between "Kate and William". But this is not just a story of romance, it's an inspiration to regular "blokes" everywhere. William is the product of a broken home. By age 28, he was...
An historic merger between the French and the British has stumbled over what to call the alliance. David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy met in front of the world's media to announce this historic venture, the most audacious of its kind ever seen in t...
The English today confounded the world by admitting that the English what they talk doesn't quite Thomas O'Malley wiv the English like wot the rest of the world speaks coz it's not proper. And that. Innit. The debate was sparked by an internet blo...
International football has been hit by a slew of insulting retirements over the weekend, with at least three players giving notice that they no longer want to play for their countries again, because it is "shit". First to go was the 'hunky' Blackb...
MANHATTAN - Speaking from his office high atop The David Letterman-Jay Leno Building in downtown Manhattan, Fox political commentator and Nazi stalker Glenn Beck has vowed that he will find the crazed criminal Raoul Moat and bring the English heathen...
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